Oh, did you forget about the time LTE started rolling out and telcos decided to call HSPA+ (3.5G) 4G? One of these scumbags will start calling it 6G. Marketing teams are full of great ideas. /s

"They ruined Linux!"

"You want something that doesn't affect our bottom line and improves your life? Fuck you! I pulled myself up by the bootstraps... They were golden and provided by my daddy, but I pulled myself up all the same!"

--Billionaires, probably

I like how he's turning extwitter into 4chan. Advertisers hate it though, but advertising only accounts for 90% of their revenue, nbd

It's depressing that something like that is needed in the first place.

What I want to know is what sort of cutting-edge medical voodoo based technology is keeping him alive?

You mean, "That's hardly a 'thread?'"

I'll see myself out

Be thankful Valve was able to release a version 3.x of anything!

Cool, is samwaltoncaneatabagofdicks@inhell.com still available?

One thing to keep in mind is that they're young and have fewer responsibilities than Millennials and Xers and can afford to float between jobs. I'm not saying all GenZers, but there are ones that still get some form of assistance from their parents and thereby have a safety net. As they age and start families, they may be less inclined to do so.

Also, maybe they're not being paid enough to want to stay and feel they can leverage the experience at your workplace to get a better paying position elsewhere.

Just my thoughts, I'm no expert.

Did you miss the part that said "I'll need a research team and 5 years?" The XKCD character did it! SUCCESS!

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.