tl;dr: "Growing up sucks because it makes everything look the same old."
I mean... yeah. That is why you have to stop wishing for "the same old" over and over again and embrace the new. And yes, I (also) think DRM has no other purpose than to hinder performance.
t. am (also) a 80's "kid".
He is in for a surprise when he realizes GNU/Linux is much more convenient than Winblows.