[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

My mom loves this song and tries to sing it all sexy and its so cringe that I feel my soul leave my body

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

We can only hope

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I love Greenland sharks.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I have an entire spare dresser that has nothing but these drawers

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Next mallard I get will be named that. Even if it's a girl. Gotta do it for the meme

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

I got into chickens when my sister started 4H, and when our chickens died suddenly, my grandma got us 3 ducklings as a gift without consulting anyone. They imprinted on me immediately and I was like, "I guess this is my new obsession because I'm a mother now."

That was 8 years ago. I started off with a Muscovy male, a muscovy female, and a mallard female. We rescued a second Muscovy female a couple years in. I moved to my own place in 2022 and brought the remaining birds with me, which were the Muscovy male and mallard female.

I ordered some more ducklings and rescued a couple birds over the course of 2022 and 2023. Right now I have:

2 female muscovies: Mama Duck and Lady. Mama Duck fights me over eggs, so I have to pull a Skyrim move and put a bucket on her head so I can take her eggs without her attacking me. Lady is very sweet and shows me her eggs and acts all happy when I compliment her best and thank her for the eggs.

A tiny male mallard and his mate who is a female mallard that looks like a male but has laid eggs. Little guy is Sonic (because he runs SO FAST) and his mate is Amy. Amy went through duck menopause about 6 months after I got her, so that's why she looks like a male in terms of feathers. Without her ovaries producing female hormones, her feathers defaulted back to mostly male. She and Sonic were rescued from a local family who couldn't care for them anymore.

A male Pekin that doesn't have male traits but I've seen his dick a few times. His name is Salt. He is a lil chonky.

A male khaki Campbell named Pepper. He was purchased with Salt as a baby. They were on sale for 25% off and were 100000% an impulse buy. They're besties and don't leave each other's sides.

A female khaki Campbell named Capri-Sun who yells a lot

A female Pekin named Judy. She's named after judge Judy because she's always squinting at me in a judgmental way and interrupts me with sassy quacks any time I talk to her. She's done this since she was literally only a day old. She has a distinct quack that has a squeak to it.

A female golden layer named Cayenne who is hella chill.

A female Cayuga named Fashionista who is slowly turning from black to white with each molt of her feathers (that's normal)

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago

Does raising and training ducks count? I'm really good at it. I have care down to a science and I've done quite a bit medically because there aren't any vets that treat ducks around me. I've rehabilitated crazy injuries, performed minor surgery, treated severe malnutrition and vitamin deficiencies.

I have trained all of my birds to listen to basic commands and they know their names and respond to them.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I was given so much stuff when I bought my house. My one aunt had a shopping addiction and just gave me all of the kitchen shit. I live alon and my house is too small and laid out too weird for me to comfortably have guests. Idk what to do with everything, so it just stays in a cabinet. I don't want to throw it out because it's nice, but I have no use for it

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I feel like these two were partners in crime.

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It's just as fabulous as she is

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He was by far my favorite. His favorite things were dandelion greens, raising ducklings, and people talking to him. Big guy was the best.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 81 points 3 weeks ago

I work at an MSP and a lot of our clients have to follow specific security compliance standards. Because Windows 10 is eol soon, we've been slowly upgrading folks to 11. I die a little each time I do an upgrade. People, including my coworkers and I, are not happy with it overall, but nobody can do anything because ✨compliance standards✨

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One of my new friends is/was a cop. Just found out about it. I genuinely believe ACAB, and this news has me conflicted because my new friend seems really cool and super nice. I don't know him super well yet, though. He's a big part of this new friend group and I don't know how to process this and how to deal with the fact he's a cop.

I don't want to look past the fact he's a cop, but I want to stay his friend and stay in this friend group.

Any advice for dealing with this shit?

I can't talk to my therapist about it until Thursday.

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He has a new hairdo every time I see him. He's such a trooper for putting up with the gaggle of kids on an almost daily basis. 100% the best tiny boi

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His name was Jynx. He had lots of disabilities but still had a great 8 years and lived the best life. Most amazing cat I've ever had.

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This is Pixel. She's mad all the time and doesn't want attention from me unless she needs something.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 134 points 1 month ago

It's not even a catchphrase. It's a threat

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Help in this endeavor is appreciated.

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He's not very fast, but we love the lil guy anyway

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to c/pics@lemmy.world

I didn't even have to crack the lunge whip to encourage her to go. She just ran around all by herself lol

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She's in heat, so she was doing her best to show off for all the boys while I was exercising her.

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She's the best lol

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 86 points 10 months ago

I've tried explaining Lemmy to people and they do not understand. They are like "just use reddit bro"

I stopped using Reddit when the API protests happened and haven't gone back. I honestly think Lemmy is far superior. I love seeing and interacting with the same people in varying threads. Feels like an actual community.

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