In his defense he has been unlikable for the entirety of many people's lives

It's also amazing that they're "perfectly compatible" with the first teenage boy their parents let her talk to for more than 4 minutes alone

Brave statement from a man who is only alive because the poors would rather not get arrested

Can't wait for people in red states making <$50k to be really mad about this for some reason

Sounds good, I'll keep voting for the party that hates US citizens

-Fucking dipshits who think they're doing anything other than volunteer work for billionaires

That's fine if we have a sign when entering Texas warning us of all the dangerous things there compared to where they were coming from

Ahh good. The Catholic Church model of reporting and punishment doesn't work so well

So parents think it's a big taking advantage of you conspiracy to get you to spend $200 every 5 years but I don't remember seeing these news stories about cars lasting 5-7 years and needing to be replaced

Remember, news has always manufactured outrage for its customers (advertisers). Guess Nintendo didn't spend enough on the network

I'm glad this was in politics. Because it's certainly not news

It's just so sad that they think that antifa is some organization, like "vegetarianism" would be one as well

I'll never understand people's obsession with things others want to do to themselves. Things that have absolutely zero impact to anyone else

I don't understand people who inject their lips or get other fucked up implants but I'm not going to violate their privacy or advocate for laws against them

My favorite, since I'm not a programmer anymore, is excel

E: Your formula has a circular reference. I ain't doing shit till you fix it

Me: where?

E: In your spreadsheet, I don't fucking know