I was referring to the alacrity at which you tied the knot.

Reckless drivers would be quite wreckful.

I'd read it if it were an article.

To make more room for ads

Oh, so that's why the fronts are falling off all their ~~boats~~ planes.

That's only slightly less dogshit.

Gross

Yeah, and that's why it's a stupid idea to get your phone through a carrier instead of unlocked from the manufacturer.

The more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

Don't jinx it

Him actually being lucid would be newsworthy.

Right? How am I supposed to know what "left" implies in some random app's context?