[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

What if Paul Atreides wasn’t clairvoyant but was instead just very determined

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Referencing Judges 1:19 - “And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.”

And Chrysomallon squamiferum, “the only known extant animal that incorporates iron sulfide into its skeleton (into both its sclerites and into its shell as an exoskeleton)”.

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Media and search engines nowadays need a flag system and a filter for AI junk results

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[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 116 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn’t be the first time. This was him on 9/11/2018 shortly before giving a memorial speech near where Flight 93 crashed:

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 114 points 4 weeks ago

Nah, I’m busy performing transgender operations on illegal immigrants that are in prison right now

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 68 points 4 weeks ago

I laughed a lot at some of the absurd things he has said during this, but that claim so far has been the funniest. It’s phrased like he just ended a game of Clue but he can only communicate via conservative buzzwords.

Kamala just got a laugh out of me when she was talking about Trump inviting the Taliban to Camp David and she’s talking and then chokes on her words to look him up and down to try to find a PG-rated descriptor of him and ended up just saying “and this……… former president”.

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[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 140 points 1 month ago

Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.

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[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 116 points 1 month ago

I just had to deal with my new electric company telling me that I couldn’t log in because my email was not in their system, but I couldn’t create a new account with that email because it was already in use within their system.

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[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 89 points 2 months ago

There’s nothing in the rules that says a dog can’t receive unlimited presidential pardons

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[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 81 points 6 months ago

Underpaid high school teacher: “Any questions on the lesson?”

Student: “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 53 points 8 months ago

Wrong orientation

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/450caf93-89f6-4f98-b856-d28445a28df4.jpeg

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago

Me wrist-deep trying to find the King of the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms (Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu)’s prostate

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago

At least you’re not being anti-semantic

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