One of my friends once called me pedantic, and I got to correct his pronunciation of it - he stressed the first syllable. One of the high points of my life.
Why did Italy ban lab-grown meat from Arizona in the first place?
Behold, the master race! In all their glorious, unmisogynated genetic purity
Wait, are we supposed to think of influencers as humans?
I’ve got a digital watch
It’s really pleasing seeing the seconds all change in unison!
Microplastic a found in FUCKING CLOUDS!! That nonsense is absolutely everywhere, and will be there forever. And wherever you go, it’s going to follow you. Rubbish
Absolutely fucking brilliant. Not only is the waiting list for diagnosis four bloody years long, you won’t get any treatment at the other end of it. Just shoot me, dangling the carrot of help with no ability to provide it is worse than not offering it at all
I’m becoming more and more convinced that a “woke” person is anyone who calls right-wingers out on being overtly racist/sexist/fascist. Or maybe anyone who just isn’t obviously racist/sexist/fascist.
Black Dynamite
“Gonna manifest me some pork in the shower for my wife”