Fun fact: your left eye doesn’t go only to your right brain. The left half of your field of vision in your left eye goes to your right brain. Same with the right half of your left eye, and your right eye is split up similarly. How nuts is that?

That must feel so strange

That’s cool, TIL!

We know it’s bad. The point is that we unfortunately have to choose the lesser of the two evils, like it or not.

Hell yeah, a Lemmy poet!

Wow… I never thought of the Magic Mouse thing, yet you’re entirely correct. Everyone would use it like that, and honestly it does look better without being plugged in (although everything else about it sucks, I hate that damn mouse)

What part? Genuinely curious as I enjoy both. Only thing I actively despise is the inability to natively use manual focus

I’m so dumb. Here I am, thinking I fully understood the metaphor, and yet I read “breasts” as “beasts” and was very confused when people started mentioning boobs.

Would that not just be… jeans?

Russian rulers are often known for the “suicide by 2 bullet wounds in the back of the head” (which is impossible).

I thought The Kremlin was a Russian ruler but no, it looks like that’s the fortress that the ruler lives in (like the White House)

She’s gonna get me! Oh no!

Oi Oi, I’m a cockney ‘obbit and I’m itchin’ to do croimes!

^Nigel ^and ^marmalade ^reference