Damn. I hereby pardon Quayle of all crimes against spelling whilst in office.

If it doesn't go well, at least you've got a head start.

They've done extensive market research and they feel confident that they got the name right.

I'd put a sizeable wager on him still being a virgin if not for daddy's money.

This guy really is just a dumpster fire that runs on burning cash.

I feel like we're doing Stalin a disservice by always showing old chubby Stalin photos.

Prior to the numbers being released I had been telling my co-workers that I had paid more in taxes than Trump for the past decade at least and they all thought I was joking. I wasn't. And I was right.

I think a lot of people hadn't got a chance to see how weird Vance is before last night.

Phrasing. He means, he wants to live long enough to be able to vote for Kamala and then he can die. Yes, he really did say that.

That's an unfair comparison. On one hand you have the lowest of the low within society, someone willing to compromise any morality they might possess and sell themselves for a paltry sum of money, and on the other hand you have hard working strippers.

Prince Charming probably will have fun testing it out on the step-sisters at least.