[-] schema@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

That was the first time heard about Musk other than a few articles about him. And it was the moment I knew that he was an actual dumbass.

[-] schema@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I agree they are already desperately trying to paint him as a bad person, but so far it had the opposite effect. They will probably come up with some definitely not made up "revelations" about him soon.

[-] schema@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Life time benefit limit for that drug" is some of the most dystopian shit I've ever heard.

"You pay us for this service, but it's time to die now."

What a shitshow. I'm sorry.

[-] schema@lemmy.world 67 points 4 months ago

Even if this group shuts down completely, all this does is waste twitter's money while it also tells advertisers to stay the fuck away from ever do any business on Twitter.

[-] schema@lemmy.world 82 points 4 months ago

"taxes on couches"

[-] schema@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago

Maybe the rumors about Putin having cancer are true, and this is what the scientists told him to not accidentally fall out of a window.

[-] schema@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Though it is correct they would claim they did.

[-] schema@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago

Covid-19 has made me even more cynical than ever. It has shown that people would rather die than accept reality. And compared to climate change, the effort to protect against covid was minuscule on an individual level. But still, too many people couldn't be asked.

[-] schema@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They have a clause in the announcement that if two games are sufficiently similar is content, they are counted as the same game.

How arethey are going to determine that you ask? Probably the same way they are using to determine install count: pulling it out of their ass.

[-] schema@lemmy.world 113 points 1 year ago

Pay—the reason most humans work—remains a major motivator today. When consulting firm McKinsey earlier this year asked workers why they took a new job, nearly all groups gave the same No. 1 reason: More pay.

Getting a new job is usually the easiest way to get a raise, with pay for job switchers consistently rising faster than for those who keep the same job

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I have the very slight suspicion that it's not actually the workers to blame for not staying at a company their whole life.

[-] schema@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe Jesus ran a scam with Judas on the Romans.

"Hey Jesus, how about we get that gold for your head. I know this dude that looks somewhat like you. Let's give him to the Romans."

Then, three days after, someone not in on the plan found Jesus, so they had to pretend that he rose from the dead.

They went to the grave to get rid of the body, so their story is more believable.

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