[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 21 points 12 hours ago

Did the bank ever get their two dollars back?

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

When there's a breakfast table full of food but the protagonist is running late so they only take a bite of toast and then leaves.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

At least he still has 37 years to play with a Koosh ball

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Is he advertising for Six Flags?

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Captain Crunch

Peanut Butter Crunch

Crunchberries

Oops All Berries

...crap

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

But they already have plenty of gas.

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For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 74 points 3 months ago

Do I have to tip HR?

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 84 points 3 months ago

Radcliffe: played Weird Al

Wilson: did not play Weird Al

There was always a clear winner.

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In the Simpsons episode "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Homer gets a job teaching at the local civic center. On the way to his first day of class, he stops at the drive thru of Krusty Burger. When asked for his order, Homer said he had no time because he had a class to teach. The teenager working the drive thru informed Homer that it's a felony to tease the order box. I wonder if it's a crime to go to the drive thru, not order anything, and drive away.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 71 points 9 months ago

They couldn't even get 12 women to pose.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 100 points 10 months ago

LVII percent of people are morons.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 116 points 11 months ago

Wow, that computer can run Windows 98? Here I am on Windows 11, not realizing that I'm 87 versions behind.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago

They don't know that I'm invisible.

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