When there's a breakfast table full of food but the protagonist is running late so they only take a bite of toast and then leaves.
At least he still has 37 years to play with a Koosh ball
Is he advertising for Six Flags?
Captain Crunch
Peanut Butter Crunch
Crunchberries
Oops All Berries
...crap
But they already have plenty of gas.
Do I have to tip HR?
Radcliffe: played Weird Al
Wilson: did not play Weird Al
There was always a clear winner.
They couldn't even get 12 women to pose.
LVII percent of people are morons.
Wow, that computer can run Windows 98? Here I am on Windows 11, not realizing that I'm 87 versions behind.
They don't know that I'm invisible.
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son_named_bort
joined 1 year ago
Did the bank ever get their two dollars back?