Poor, poor Jennifer Connelly. :(

People are bored and need something to feel special about.

That’s most of what we’re doing on this planet.

“Look at me! I’m a conquer!”

“Look at me! I don’t eat ketchup on my hotdog!”

“Look at me! I swear I’m just a little bit special!”

Or maybe the creator just wouldn’t take us all that seriously, like a 14 year old putting a sim in a room with no exit, a fireplace, and a pile of furniture in front of said fireplace. It is only a game.

We could be just one little work of art in a room full of old works.

I mean, we tend to think of the universe as an endless canvas. It could just be some finished piece that the gods don’t even look at.

Maybe they watch our suffering so they can write their plays from it. They have no stakes, so they watch us to learn.

I mean, we’re the ones suffering. We’re the ones looking for some good luck and praying we don’t die before we get our children raised. Of course that is important to us because we’re the ones crying when it doesn’t all work out.

Maybe god/the gods don’t care because it is of no consequence to them.

Of course I’m just playing with thought. I am not a religious man. I happen to think that all of this was just a big, happy, sad, ugly, beautiful, wonderful accident.

Awwww you should’ve left the comment alone.

I love you!

His hugs can be attractive I guess.

I heard he was actually a descendent of Jafar.

You know, I can’t stand dealing with a conspiracy theorist.

I understand why they’re crazy though.

Tuskegee syphilis experiment. MK Uktra. Snowden leaks. Various governments overthrown by the CIA.

I mean, people are crazy and evil knows no bounds.

That said, I prefer to look for the best in the world. I can understand getting lost in all that crap though. People are fucked up.

Did u not no he wuz muslin anticrist? Borned in kinya? Hoosain? Do u forgot?

Do ur gramma not send u this?

Duh!

Wut bout not my present shirt? U not get 1?

Man I wish we could go back and get Bernie. :(

Someone got sick of cleaning the microwave. I would have put “feces”.

Won’t nobody microwave shit. Ahhhh. Ahahahaha. Hahaha!

You get me! I know you doodoo.

Damn man.

That part about grandma getting the coworker was insane.

My grandma kept playboy magazines in the bathroom because “boys are gonna see it anyway. Might as well be here where they can ask about it.” And so they “wouldn’t be queer.”

She was nuts, but not that nuts I don’t think.

She shot a man in the back and got away with and I still think she had more marbles than your grandma haha.

Haha, demons. Good god, my hillbilly family loves to blame the poor old demons.

If you’re gay there's a demon in your peepee, rectal cancer there’s a demon in your butt. If you’re broke there must be demons in your wallet, If you’re hungry, there’s a demon in your gut. Tooth decay? You must have licked yourself a demon. Mental breakdown? Demons making you a nut! Every day we’re out here fighting all these demons, at night the sleep paralysis demons fight us!

Demons, demons, demons. Can’t get an erection? Must be a demon in your semen! Visit your local faith healin’, money stealin’, shandra maw hyba maw heep ahbba makoyata dahba sheenda tongue talkin’ preacher tuhday!