[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 50 minutes ago

They got rid of the headphones jack so I didn't buy one. Now this???? WTF! Why don't they just smear human poop on the phone before shipping? That would be way easier on the users. You just wash it for a few hours upon opening the baggie. Easy.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago

Imagine walking around with an awesome T-shirt that everyone's AI glasses see as "I'm a total cunt!". This is bad!

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

You still definitely not want to pick up a soap bar or loofahs in an alien 👽 prison. Remember that.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

That's the ex-president. The loofah shown below in lemon slices is a plant. You grow it from seeds and it eventually flowers and fruits. The fruit contains this naturally occuring sponge. Just let it dry and remove the seeds. It's proof that aliens visited us when we had no soap or loofahs.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

The couches never complain when JD Vance does his thing. So I won't complain after I'm gone if this guy picks up my husk later to enjoy it one more time...or a few times. He doesn't say how many times he's gonna do me.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Actually the rocks, ground, water etc probably do the actual murdering. Gravity just plays the role of inevitable force or rather acceleration. Rally much innocent like the road is to a car crash even though you wouldn't have the same crash without the road.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

My SLA 3D which I used to print IEMs and earplugs which I scanned with my DSLR. Those three things for sure.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 26 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Looks like an old solarized loofah. Here's a new loofah for comparison:

Notice how nicely attached the hairs are? Much unlike the Trump look.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

My pillow car!

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

LOL 😆😅! I totally made it up! And it worked! So maybe it's not just R's that it has trouble counting. It's any letter at all.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Are you sure? Can you please double check?

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

How many w's in "Howard likes strawberries" It would be awesome to know!

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No thanks, I'm good. You guys go ahead and ticket each other until you all go bankrupt. The rest of us will just stand right here and watch the whole stupidity unfold.

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We all know it, AI is better than you so just move over and let AI do the job 😉.

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So anyway, lolz, we got photos of you, give us money 🤑💰🤑🤑💰🤑💰💰🤑!

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1)You get thru downloading the thing since it advertises support for your printer, 2)Click on it to start using it right? 3)Right? 4)X out of the login window because you don't have a login and don't want one thanks. 5) Put the newly downloaded file in the trash bin. 6) Right click on the trash bin and "empty trash" 7-10) Relax for a bit since you don't have yet another data collecting app spying on you. But then post about how shitty the experience was.

I can't believe anyone would actually create a login to use an app like this. Fuck that. I will just use shitty chitubox for now. Fuck^2, but at least I don't live in some shit server with all my 3D models stolen or my credit card or GPS or whatever the fuck they want to get from me. I'm sure chitubox is already doing it, but hey I don't need a password for that.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Would it be awesome if they put some of that vaccine and other vaccines in the bottled water, sodas and swimming pool water? Everyone eventually has to drink water, so why not to it little by little thru a global low dose in the global water supply?

All answers accepted, specially the really wrong ones.

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That's right! Your hearing is perfect! If you allow anyone from our secret staff members who come and offer you a brand new shower to just kick your groin once, you will get it installed absolutely free!

No questions asked! A guy comes in, offers you a new shower, installs it, and if they kick you in the groin and they happen to be one of our secret staff members, you get it all installed for free!!!

Ofcourse you do need to pay for the shower and tax. But the kick is absolutely free once installed right in the groin!

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world

SO, it started quite nicely with a fully working program. However nearing the end... or at the end of my programming experience or asking it to program something for me, it wrote in some nasty nasty screen flickering shit. I couldn't stop it and it quickly just froze my screen where the only option was to push the button. I tried it a second time to confirm, but this time I was able to quickly go to a different CLI window and kill that sonobabich. Here is what it came up with in case you want to try it. maybe it only screws up my computer:

import os
import cv2
import numpy as np
import time
import tkinter as tk
from tkinter import messagebox, filedialog

def threshold_to_black(image_path, duration):
    original_image = cv2.imread(image_path)
    
    if original_image is None:
        print("Error: Could not read the image.")
        return

    height, width, _ = original_image.shape
    gray_image = cv2.cvtColor(original_image, cv2.COLOR_BGR2GRAY)
    steps = duration * 10  # 10 frames per second

    for i in range(steps + 1):
        # Calculate the threshold value (0 to 255)
        threshold = int((i / steps) * 255)
        
        # Create the thresholded image
        thresholded_image = np.where(gray_image < threshold, 0, 255).astype(np.uint8)

        # Resize the thresholded image to fill the window
        resized_image = cv2.resize(thresholded_image, (window_width, window_height), interpolation=cv2.INTER_LINEAR)

        # Display the thresholded image
        cv2.imshow(window_name, resized_image)

        # Wait for a short period to create the effect
        time.sleep(0.1)

        if cv2.waitKey(1) & 0xFF == ord('q'):
            break

    # Display the final black image
    cv2.imshow(window_name, np.zeros_like(thresholded_image))
    
    while True:
        if cv2.waitKey(1) & 0xFF == ord('q'):
            break
    
    cv2.destroyAllWindows()

def select_image():
    current_directory = os.getcwd()  # Get the current directory
    filetypes = (
        ('JPEG files', '*.jpg'),
        ('JPEG files', '*.jpeg'),
        ('All files', '*.*')
    )
    
    filename = filedialog.askopenfilename(
        title='Select an Image',
        initialdir=current_directory,  # Start in the current directory
        filetypes=filetypes
    )
    
    if filename:
        return filename
    else:
        messagebox.showerror("Error", "No image selected.")
        return None

def get_duration():
    def submit():
        nonlocal total_duration
        try:
            minutes = int(minutes_entry.get())
            seconds = int(seconds_entry.get())
            total_duration = minutes * 60 + seconds
            if total_duration > 0:
                duration_window.destroy()
            else:
                messagebox.showerror("Error", "Duration must be greater than zero.")
        except ValueError:
            messagebox.showerror("Error", "Please enter valid integers.")

    total_duration = None
    duration_window = tk.Toplevel()
    duration_window.title("Input Duration")
    
    tk.Label(duration_window, text="Enter duration:").grid(row=0, columnspan=2)
    
    tk.Label(duration_window, text="Minutes:").grid(row=1, column=0)
    minutes_entry = tk.Entry(duration_window)
    minutes_entry.grid(row=1, column=1)
    minutes_entry.insert(0, "12")  # Set default value for minutes
    
    tk.Label(duration_window, text="Seconds:").grid(row=2, column=0)
    seconds_entry = tk.Entry(duration_window)
    seconds_entry.grid(row=2, column=1)
    seconds_entry.insert(0, "2")  # Set default value for seconds
    
    tk.Button(duration_window, text="Submit", command=submit).grid(row=3, columnspan=2)
    
    # Center the duration window on the screen
    duration_window.update_idletasks()  # Update "requested size" from geometry manager
    width = duration_window.winfo_width()
    height = duration_window.winfo_height()
    x = (duration_window.winfo_screenwidth() // 2) - (width // 2)
    y = (duration_window.winfo_screenheight() // 2) - (height // 2)
    duration_window.geometry(f'{width}x{height}+{x}+{y}')

    duration_window.transient()  # Make the duration window modal
    duration_window.grab_set()    # Prevent interaction with the main window
    duration_window.wait_window()  # Wait for the duration window to close

    return total_duration

def wait_for_start(image_path):
    global window_name, window_width, window_height

    original_image = cv2.imread(image_path)
    height, width, _ = original_image.shape

    window_name = 'Threshold to Black'
    cv2.namedWindow(window_name, cv2.WINDOW_NORMAL)
    cv2.resizeWindow(window_name, width, height)
    cv2.imshow(window_name, np.zeros((height, width, 3), dtype=np.uint8))  # Black window
    print("Press 's' to start the threshold effect. Press 'F11' to toggle full screen.")
    
    while True:
        key = cv2.waitKey(1) & 0xFF
        if key == ord('s'):
            break
        elif key == 255:  # F11 key
            toggle_fullscreen()

def toggle_fullscreen():
    global window_name
    fullscreen = cv2.getWindowProperty(window_name, cv2.WND_PROP_FULLSCREEN)
    
    if fullscreen == cv2.WINDOW_FULLSCREEN:
        cv2.setWindowProperty(window_name, cv2.WND_PROP_FULLSCREEN, cv2.WINDOW_NORMAL)
    else:
        cv2.setWindowProperty(window_name, cv2.WND_PROP_FULLSCREEN, cv2.WINDOW_FULLSCREEN)

if __name__ == "__main__":
    current_directory = os.getcwd()
    jpeg_files = [f for f in os.listdir(current_directory) if f.lower().endswith(('.jpeg', '.jpg'))]
    
    if jpeg_files:
        image_path = select_image()
        if image_path is None:
            print("No image selected. Exiting.")
            exit()

        duration = get_duration()
        if duration is None:
            print("No valid duration entered. Exiting.")
            exit()

        wait_for_start(image_path)

        # Get the original
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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Basically, you run a PBS style fund raising campaign. But it's so effective because you got a gun, you are law enforcement and the donors all need to drive that one highway. Say you need $10,000,000.00 just stop 10million people who happen to have 1 dollar. Or if you stop 100k people who happen to have 100 bucks, or 10k people who have 1000 bucks with them, you're good to go!

So PBS just needs a good cop car donation and a couple of fake badges to get their funding too!

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/17001898

A car park built for £51 million in Oxfordshire is lying empty because a council cannot connect it to the main road.

Planning problems are preventing motorists from using the 19-acre park and ride scheme in Eynsham until funding is secured to link it to the A40.

Aerial photographs show the 850-space site devoid of vehicles, despite its finished glossy tarmac, bus stops and green spaces. All major construction work was finished in January, followed by landscaping last month.

Although the car park could be cut off from the main road until 2027, local authorities have contracts to maintain it every week, cutting the grass and topsoiling and seeding when necessary.

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I searched for the email address and although it's a scam, it's white listed in some random place

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Well I set up my email server thru cloudflare and managed to receive emails directly to my basement server. I could live with this and the various security threats incoming thru my unifi. But one thing is for sure, my wife won't have any of it. She's a total backwards thinking give me windows or I'll jump kind of Gal. So I found that I could run a dockerized Thunderbird instance and I thought ... Wow! I can just login to it from my computer or my phone, Surely this is it! I can have emails backed up from Gmail to my server and just access my server! And you know what? It works! I can access my Gmail on my browser! It's beautiful!.... But then I login through my phone and wow! I can access my Gmail! Thru my phone! Except the interface is the same as my desktop. It's literally a VNC to the server. I can login to it on my desktop and watch the mouse move as I move my finger on my phone! Great party trick, but....the text is microscopic. So is there another way to get IMAP and SMTP interface to Gmail, archiving all emails on my own server? I literally don't want any of my emails to live on a Gmail server, but I want to be able to send receive and search emails I previously passed through Gmail but now live on my server.

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