I wish my 94 ford ranger hadn't been such a piece of shit. It was my first vehicle and that little truck would have come in clutch a lot over the years, but alas.

With their high beams blasting directly into your eyes from your mirrors.

Buy Tesla's what?

Because no one is on it. I don't do twitter/facebook-like social media to interact exclusively with random people. I have no family or friends on Mastodon and couldn't tell you if any "content creators," for the lack of a better term, that I follow elsewhere are on it to follow.

Just say "No contest" though, spouting off latin makes you look like a dork.

You need to supply more lemon pledge.

This is the stupidest "umm ackchyually" bullshit meme. Please stop.

Dinner AND a movie? Sign me up.

Lisa needs braces

I wish I wasn't cursed with knowledge...

There's HYDROGEN in the WATER, the stuff that BURNED in the HINDENBURG and they want you to DRINK IT?!?

Without the super powers, none of the rest matters.

The was a Saint Nicholas, doesn't mean there's a Santa Claus.