She's weaponizing the soulcrushing banality of the DMV for good! Her deadpan face and stolid "I'm here all day anyway" refusal to give an inch, and then the little chink of sunshine through her castle wall as she helped you, a normal person who treated her with respect.

Toddler nothing, my cat apparently knows more macros than I do.

Hey, my little box turtle can really move when he's attacking a snail! Poor little 🐌 👻 is like, "He came out of nowhere!"

That's all good! From experience, owning vs. renting doesn't help much to make cleaning any more enjoyable, at least not after the first week. But at least if you decide you just can't deal with some aspect, you can change it.

Four cats and your jobs, you guys are definitely doing this on Hard Mode!

Maybe you could figure out some sort of rewards system, like cleaning the home => delivery dinner. And of course if you notice something is clean and you didn't do it, voice your joy!

The Turtle Moves!

Even with their shells?

Not clonking?

Well, humans "bang" without banging either, so.

It's a whole quotation, from The Colour of Magic maybe? You've heard of "banging" to refer to sexual congress, or do the kids not know that one these days? So, Spaceturtle-on-Spaceturtle action would be quite a big bang, and also a pune, or play on words.

I could murder a curry right now.

Well, the Dwarves give plenty of attention to the Fifth Elephant.

I would like to say I use a heavy-duty dry swiffer on the floor (wood) every other day, but honestly maybe twice a week. It gets tons of dust and cat hair and it's quiet and fast. I have an old fashioned feather duster that does a decent job on shelves of books and knickknacks without moving them, and fascinates the cat. I have a wet mop but don't use it often. I put MERV13 filters in my HVAC, but I realized the suction was lifting the nearby ceiling tiles instead, so I taped them down.

Consider what contributes to dust in your home: I don't go out much, and can't track in mud, but I live over the garage in my apartment building, over a very busy street, and have sliding-glass balcony doors for windows, so a lot of my dust is tires and exhaust. Also pollen year-round because SoCal, and of course cat and myself shedding. Litterbox dust too, at least she's not a big digger. I don't have laundry machines in my unit but I imagine they'd make lint dust. You might not be able to change things that add grime, but it helps you feel less like it's your fault.

When I worked in a china shop, we wiped down every item on every shelf with Windex (spray your paper towels, not what you're cleaning) every day. But I was getting paid for that. It makes a huge difference, along with knowing someone else will notice.

"And don't let him come to my funeral!"

It's in Cats. Every post here is special, because every cat is special.

You couldn't give a DOG the job of guarding all the bones every night, you'd find them all buried and have to start over!