...i've done a buck fourty-five in my convertible with the top down: it's LOUD...at one fifty-five, pushing with all two hundred horsepower, my car can't make any further headway against the wind and buildings are a lot less aerodynamically efficient...
...i've ridden out a half-dozen hurricanes but category fives are get-out-of-town devastating...
...seriously, the guy's out there trying to build clean energy and transportation infrastructure but optimus keeps showing up with his gang of hooligans just to f*ck sh*t up...
#OptimusPrimeIsATotalDick
...we had spoons, they were broken; i text-message my mom a couple times per year on christmas and mother's day...
...standard issue alongside steve miller band greatest hits...
...yeah, buck-forty-five isn't even gentlemen's-agreement v-max...
...no longer afford?..man, the last proper vacation i took was in nineteen-ninety-mother-f*cking-eight...
- Move to Missouri
- Marry a bunch of women and get them pregnant
- Tell them about each other
- Stream the fights on TokTik or something
- Profit
...hey now, herpes was his own personal vietnam...