My first girlfriend kept bringing me food for lunch because she was in a culinary program. I asked her out after about 2 weeks of that.

Somebody needs to write an NPC who can be fascinated by a piece of cheese.

I once complimented someone once or twice per day for a month, then got my guts pulled out and addicted to opioids.

The two weren't related, but it kind of killed the mood 😔