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[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

also the line on the map is thousands of miles long, while it's kinda implied it should be the range

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

I looked on the maps and there aren't actually roads that go from Texas to Hudson Bay

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

With the NAVIC T5 Electric Scooter you need never worry about getting shot in history class again.

With its 19mph top speed you don't need to be like all the other kids with the pumped up kicks as you will be off school grounds and home safe long before the cops arrive.

[-] all-knight-party@kbin.cafe 38 points 1 year ago

With a 19 mile range and only 4 hour fast charge you can be off and away from your latest school shooting and ready to fire off in a public movie theater in no time at all! Only the best quality for our patented product "Blue Scooter Electric Charging Long Distance Wall Socket Long Journey Good Time 1 PCs All-in-One with Charger"

[-] nicolairathjen@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

I was convinced this couldn’t be real, but somehow it is. Is this some weird attempt at viral marketing?

[-] li10@feddit.uk 47 points 1 year ago

Probably Chinese product with a Chinese team handling the graphics, so they know it looks nice but no idea what it actually says.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Or an AI hallucination with no human qc

[-] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

"Draw me a map for US high school teenager long range scooters" "Did you mean shooters?" "Sure"

[-] VraethrDalkr@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago
  • Give me a scooter map!
  • Okay a shooter map! Got it!
[-] casmael@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Oh my god what an instant classic this has got to be the most insensitive use of an image I’ve seen in a fucking while man

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

I love the tiny "United States" in the middle there

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It's because United States city is the capital of the United States

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

At first I didn't see anything wrong... then... Jesus fucking christ

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

Perfect for catching up with kids with pumped-up kicks.

[-] Chuckf1366@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chikkapete and bengaluu are both in India but apparently also on top of the Midwest US and parts of Canada. This map gets weirder the more you look at it, I'm convinced it's ai generated at this point.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

at first I thought about having to wait 4 hours to recharge or walk 19 miles back home but then I zoomed in.

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

19k miles long range

[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Does it play "Pumped Up Kicks" too?

[-] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

You say it is crappy but if you ever get caught up in a school shooting you'll be happy to be able to make a quick getaway with this scooter!

[-] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Hahaha this is actually hilarious in a fucked up way

[-] Hazdaz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Even the ads are Chinesium quality.

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