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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 145 points 1 year ago

To be fair, they’re getting blasted in the face long before they turn 30.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

I thought that was to moisturize their skin?!

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Protein enhancement

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago
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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 95 points 1 year ago

Okay but is this seriously a wikiHow image or was it AI generated? wikiHow tells you how to shoot your horse?

[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 95 points 1 year ago
[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wow that's sad but understandable.

... Why is everyone looking so cheerful in that page? You don't smile when discussing euthanasia or learning about it...

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

WikiHow had a certain style to it. I love it

[-] Ryantific_theory@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Feels a little like an Eldritch corporation that doesn't totally understand humanity, but produces simple guides to existence in a an effort to ease the suffering of our poor squalid souls.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

That was actually sad to read, even being a hypothetical situation.

[-] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Because they don’t have to beat it afterwards? 🤷🏾

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[-] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago

Step 8) ensure that your horse is dead.

This guide is perfect

It's a really grim article but it's goddamn hilarious that it exists. I'm just picturing someone following it step by step without reading the whole thing first. "Okay aim the gun at a point just off the side of the bony ridge, okay..." points gun at blindfolded horse "...now what? Hang on."

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[-] Cube6392@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Also this isn't how you shoot a horse

[-] senoro@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

How do you properly shoot a horse if not like how the wikihow says?

[-] Cube6392@beehaw.org 17 points 1 year ago

If you've never done it before, congratulations, try to keep it that way. If its your first time you're going to want a tube of greese paint or some chalk. Draw an x using it from the left eye to the right ear, and the right ear to the left eye. The convergence point is the thinnest part of the skull. You're going to want to use a small caliber hand gun for this next part. .22 is what most vets recommend. A police service pistol is way too much and will make a huge mess. You're going to shoot the horse at the center of the x with the gun held very close, but not directly on the horses head. The idea is you cannot miss from this distance, but you also won't create a pressure problem that causes the gun to misfire. The idea with all of this is its the least likely for mistakes. In an emergency, such as shipping a horse overseas on a plane, a trained attendant will use a higher caliber handgun, such as a .38, and skip the x, instead eyeballing it.

[-] sparkl_motion@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Welp, that’s enough Lemmy for me today.

[-] Cube6392@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago

Both my parents were large animal vets. I kinda didn't get an option not to learn this

[-] senoro@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Interesting although solemn

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[-] CylonBunny@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago

That upgrade from stepsister to stepmom.

[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 year ago

They just start making MILF porn instead.

[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

18 to 35 = Teen
35+ = MILF

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 21 points 1 year ago

More like 18-27 = teen But also 21+ = milf

Basically the second you can't play "teen" convincingly anymore it's off to milfland

[-] S_204@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Two of the biggest stars in the industry are over 40.

Corey Chase and Brandi Love are not ready for pasture yet.

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought regular milf or cougar porn was a popular category too?

[-] frezik@midwest.social 29 points 1 year ago

It is, but all of those are faux-incest these days.

I don't know how Corey Chase has collected all these step sons.

[-] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago
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[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Um, totally unrelated question from a random passerby, does this apply to non-porn actresses as well?

[-] Liz@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago

Only when they break a leg.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

This also works as a commentary on the American medical system.

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[-] Hogger85b@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

All milf and step mum are under 30

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 13 points 1 year ago

These days basically once your legality is no longer questionable 😑

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Syren De Mer is 53

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