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How to burn thousands of calories
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Just start your car. It's cheaper
False. Cars require registration. Match box doesn’t and gas station floors are unguarded.
Not a lawyer, probably don’t listen to internet strangers.
You can't stop me from taking this as financial advice!
Pro tip: Don´t start playing with your cat when there is something on the stove, just don´t.
Too late, the cat is toast already.
Don’t start playing with your food, when your cat is on the stove.
converting calories into carbon hydrate charcoal
I just obliterated some chicken wings not longer than an hour ago when my toaster oven ignited some grease in the catch pan so I can relate to this.
Instructions unclear, I now have smoke inhalation.
So this is the secret locked away behind those paywalls . . .
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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