Hey NSA, I hear you're collecting a lot of data for me. Any chance you got some of those old saved games I lost about 6 years ago?

In fact why not run a free government backup service? My tax dollars pay for those hard drives. I'm sure a lot of people would use it. In fact go a step further and offer free email, office software, operating systems, and I'll bet you can have all the data you could ever want because people would simply hand it over to you without having to be sneaky about it at all.

Wait a minute...

Is that the twilight zone episode where everyone was ugly? I could be completely wrong lol, it's been years since I've seen it

If these smart washers are so damn smart, how come my shirts still have pit stains?

I wish my data was only being sold to the NSA. Arguably, of every bit of data getting stolen and sold off to malicious entities, the NSA is pretty low on that list for me to care about.

I will stick with my speed queen washer and hotpoint dryer thank you very much.

Dude, I didn't know Kate McKinnon was in Twilight zone!