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No-code, scalable, serverless (lib.lgbt)

submitted 1 year ago by seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 115 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

CEO: "I'll gut the entire IT department for this ad"

[-] kakes@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 year ago

No-code, scalable, serverless, in my lane, focused, flourishing.

[-] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 year ago

Is it you? Are you no-code, scalable, serverless, and a solution?

[-] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 year ago

Is this "no-code, scalable, serverless solution" in the room with us right now?

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, good.

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[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm 100% fully 0% no serverless... as a service.

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

"No code, serverless"

So, nothing, hosted on nothing?

[-] jcg@halubilo.social 30 points 1 year ago

More like several very complicated moving parts hosted on complicated infrastructure to keep the illusion of nothing on nothing.

[-] marco@beehaw.org 20 points 1 year ago

Fucks you in the Cookies?!?

[-] seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 6 points 1 year ago

Absolutely

[-] gianni@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Original post: https://wetdry.world/@ari/111195238354462369

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 15 points 1 year ago

Serverless? Keep talking

[-] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I rather want a no-code, scalable, php solution that fucks me in the a

Wait that's wordpress

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

Serverless and no code? So they base everything on "free" platforms like Facebook?

Or send a usb stick with some pictures in the mail?

Now i know it's a magazine!

[-] skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

There’s a homeopathic veterinary clinic in my neighborhood. Amusing. My cats get real medicine a few blocks over.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

A homeopathic software company, I like the idea. You pay me $100 a month, and I make sure all the 1's in your phone have good karma, and the 0's are grounded. 🧚🏽

[-] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

I rather want a php solution that fucks me in the a

[-] seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 11 points 1 year ago

I just wanna get fucked in the a

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

If you're coding php you're already fucked

[-] Moc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Software Engineers hate this one weird site

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