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Continuing the milk posting
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I mean, one could be oat milk...
It's not a risk I'm willing to take
The cum chalice must be consumed
This comment right here, officer.
Undoubtedly, this potion must act in a way that will prevent me taking the Horcrux. It might paralyse me, cause me to forget what I am here for, create so much pain I am distracted, or render me incapable in some other way. This being the case, Harry, it will be your job to make sure I keep drinking, even if you have to tip the potion into my protesting mouth. You understand?
cummmfpk my beloved
So is one milk? Or is one something else
Worse...soy milk!
How do you know Soy Milk isn’t just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Fucking hell, just give me the cum instead
Dragon milk! There. I said what everyone was thinking.
None of those look like barley wine
Wrong "milk". c:
None of them look like chilli sauce
The rest are delicious paint, One is Ketracel White, it's your first day alive as a Jem Hadar, choose wisely cadet.
I feel that. Soy milk fucks me up worse than my lactose intolerance ever has.
What? I've never heard of this. How? Allergy?
Soy is a common allergy/intolerance. It's right near the top of the elimination diet (for figuring out your intolerances)
dairy, wheat, soy, eggs, nuts, and seafood/shellfish.
TIL! Didn't know it was a common thing. Thanks :)
I'm not sure. I do have an insane amount of allergies and quite a few would be considered uncommon but I don't think I'm allergic to soy. But either way it just destroys my stomach. Maybe it's something you have to adjust to?
Damn I'm sorry! Soy milk/yogurt/ice cream is my favorite because I can't do lactose. Do you like oat or almond stuff instead?
36 people drank the wrong milk.
From the makers of the milk challenge comes I can't believe it's not yogurt!
I’ve created a monster
Man, I used to watch Brain Dump up until the ghost drank a glass full of cum. I kinda fell off after that.
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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