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5 feet apart = Not gay (startrek.website)
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[-] wombatula@lemm.ee 72 points 1 year ago

I cannot fathom why this is the title.

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 63 points 1 year ago

It's a reference to a vine. "Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay."

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[-] irish_link@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago

This is a good example of why woman live longer.

[-] Skimmer@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago

Just looking at this gives me anxiety 😟

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I had to look away. Immediately minimized the image. I can't handle that shit before 6 am.

[-] maxwisecracks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] irish_link@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Hahaha. Good catch. I will leave it to prove my stupidity.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 25 points 1 year ago

The drunk male problem solving.

[-] Zacryon@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago

Note to self: It's 2023. Men still have a big fear of being labeled gay.

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 17 points 1 year ago

As a gay man, they really really do.

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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

As long as none of them ground themselves they're fine. Not that I think these people are smart enough to know one way or the other, but the sandals float was probably to keep it easy to plug things in

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[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

If the pool is 98% pure water they're probably fine unless it has piss in it

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Who is out here filling up an entire pool with distilled water

All you need is a gfci circuit somewhere in the line to be safe.

[-] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Although as electroboom once elegantly showed, it will still hurt like hell

https://youtu.be/GlM6PE2kKVY?si=76EM2BKHPeJOu8JL

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[-] mtchristo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Let's say there is an electrical shock . would it hit one of them or all of them ?

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[-] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Seeing their pasty skin I think they are already ghosts, so they will be fine.

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's no homo bro just trust Me

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