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[-] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 1 year ago

i meant it when i said -9. fuck that process.

[-] Jamie@jamie.moe 34 points 1 year ago

Chaotic evil: Send SIGSEGV

[-] alr@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Jamie@jamie.moe 18 points 1 year ago
[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

I love making the kernel a liar.

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

You can send any signal manually including SIGSEGV and SIGABRT

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 67 points 1 year ago

Yes but sometimes their kids just talk forever, or they themselves just ignore the reality that their time has come, and we've got places to be. So the nice request comes with a deadline.

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 11 points 1 year ago

And don't push your luck or I'll go get Mr. Sysrq Reisub.

[-] alr@programming.dev 29 points 1 year ago

On the other hand, the OOM killer is worst of all: "kill process or sacrifice child."

[-] Ferk@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

be nice

What niceness level exactly?
The most nice I can be in my system is -20.. but being too nice to one process leaves others with less time and resources in their life.

[-] fsniper@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't ever imagine to shed a tear for the processes I have killed in my whole life. I feel like a homicidal maniac.

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

Some advice for process parents. Don't be that kinda process that zombifies your children instead of letting them go, it's very annoying and unhealthy.

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Bob decides he's had enough shit and enters D state, never to return.

So I just type "term -9 509684" instead of "kill -9 509684"?

got it!

won't someone please think of the children

this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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