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When that line is crossed
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no have sex, married.
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I work nights and my wife suggested that we sleep in separate beds so she wouldn't wake me up when she gets up in the morning. I told her I would rather be woken up by her every morning then sleep alone get better sleep. I got sex from that line.
I wake up every morning happy my wife is there.
She snores like a wood chipper but I don't think I could sleep any other way.
I do sometimes wish she would warm her toes some other way, though. And give me back my hoodies.
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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