In other news thieves say police shouldn’t investigate theft.

I was surprised to see this wasn't an Onion headline.

"investigate possible instances of discrimination of broadband access, work to solve and—when necessary—penalize companies for failing to meet the obligations defined in the rules."

So the FCC could investigate where the billions for rural deployment of broadband have gone and why it's going slower than a snail in molasses? Or investigate the legitimacy of ISP's keeping municipal broadband from happening?

If so then this new rule sounds amazing!

FCC better investigate the shit out of that!

I wonder why...

"Local man says police should not investigate wife's disappearance"

Breaking news: tobacco companies say the FDA shouldn't investigate cancer

Mafia bosses say the FBI should not investigate their “legitimate business activities” - more at 11

Reprehensible. You are a fucking utility in private enterprise clothes

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