First I wanted to contradict and say that I like arch linux because it feels good... So yes: I see your point
It's so plug & play
Universal Plug and Play: it works on all genders!
Hmm, the Arch one seems to be incorrect. People who wear a buttplug won't randomly announce that they're wearing buttplug.
They likely would, if it was an Arch butt plug.
A Bluetooth controlled butt plug that runs Arch? 😩
We don't have the same friends.
I feel like Ubuntu should be one of those squeaky hammer toys. Maybe I’m just biased,
I think you're right. But, I'm trying to make my memes inclusive: I don't bash ubuntu users for the same reasons I don't beat people already on the ground and refrain from mocking the handicapped.
That's a weird Debian logo on the Swiss Army Knife
I use lube btw
is it really Arch if you're not going in dry?
The swiss army knife should not be Ubuntu lol. Ubuntu would be like the dollar store knockoff that falls apart with use.
I use arch btw
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Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.
Ubuntu. Multitool. Yeah, funny
Its pretty apt because while you can technically use it to do a variety of things its almost always outclassed in any particular use
Its pretty apt
I see what you did there
It should have a tail.
You can glue your own tail, there are instructions in the guide for proper configuration and cleaning.
No. It should be minimalistic by default. If you want to add a tail just grab one from the AUR.
You can use those other distributions as buttplugs, too, but they're not going to be pleasurable or even comfortable.
This statement implies using arch btw as a buttplug is pleasurable and/or comfortable.
Did they stutter?
My friend who uses Arch...btw. Is good at chess
That would explain the joy I'm feeling when using my PC
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Not everyone's thing, but if you're into it, feels really good to use?
Arch is so pleasant to to use...
But it's a little cold at first when you start using it.
So I just spent the last day reading the Arch wiki on butt plugs. It is now fully configured and ready for use 🥴
You're joking, but-- https://buttplug.io/
The second sentence on the website
WELCOME STARDEW VALLEY AND ULTRAKILL PLAYERS! [...] Check out Lovense, Kiiroo, Satisfyer and others for toys that will work with the game!
> STARDEW VALLEY
The fact that this exists makes me so happy. I doubt I'd ever use a smart buttplug, but I'm oddly relived that those who want Bluetooth up their ass can do so using open-source software.
You got kinda an obsession with arch 😂 BTW im using Windows 11
What "tool" should we then assign to Win11.
- Inflatable mattress with a hole in?
- Stop light at a roadside construction site?
This is garbage, preposterous even! Kali is a toy lockpick for script kiddies, parrotOS is where the real deal is. Or you know just install the tools on debian.
I use arch btUwU
If linux distros were WW2 tanks.
Linux Mint - M4 Sherman
Sturdy, reliable, easy to build and maintain
Ubuntu - T-34
Easy to build, does what you want it to but terribly unreliable and tends to break down after a while
Arch - Tiger
Hard to build and takes too long, works great in design but in practice it just breaks down, over riced causing it to be unstable
Debian - Challenger
The best, usable in any situation, fairly easy to build and mighty reliable.
Linux Lite - M24 Chaffee
Fast, small, easy to build and unusually reliable for a light distro.
CentOS - Char B1
Outdated but still a beast of a distro.
Sooo... Arch makes you horny?
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
Maybe it's time for you to move on to gentoo:
Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try...
Gentoo would be the materials to make your own tool
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