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I had enough memes for today at work.
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And then there’s this guy, who just logs in as root:
Imagine doing a marathon and just start uncontrollably bleeding from your nipples. It must be super weird.
At that point it’s probably to painful to be weird.
It’s from chaffing on the shirt. (Marathon bros. Use nipple gel. It’s okay. No one is gonna judge.)
why even wear a shirt at that point?!
I dunno? Why torture yourself running a marathon, even?
At least now we know that the shirt is the cause. It'd be really strange if he was shirtless and bleeding from his nipples.
Then there's runas, who fell and broke several bones right at the start, but still says he participated in the race.
Privilege escalation on Windows is a fucking joke.
The true "admin" in Windows is the default elevated admin account that you can't delete. And even that is not completely true, cuz Trusted Installer sometimes has presidence. Basically, if you can combine System+TrustedInstaller+Administrator, that would make it similar to root on Linux... so yes, privilege escalation in Windows is a joke.
If you're not running as system, are you even an Admin?
No... the one true admin is MS... but they don't want you to know that.
sudo?
real men log in as root
# chmod -R +x 777 /
For those of us who like to live dangerously.
Samurai User DO
Doas
su -s
ssu
Play sudo ku
Kudo su
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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