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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOOK AT PORN YOU STUPID FUCKING COMPUTER!

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago

Back in my day, porn was found in a magazine someone ditched along a forest path and that's how we liked it!

[-] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

How common was this? That was precisely how I discovered porn. Found a Hustler magazine on a trail I used as a shortcut between housing developments on my paper route when I was 11. Then found a whole stash of them in another part of the woods near a tree fort I built with some friends.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

this is my porn origin story, found a crusty old magazine in a sandrock lean-to that was clearly a person's hidey hole. we buried it in shame after it seared into our memories

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 year ago

Haha, exactly! And with plenty of pubic hair so you'd still have to use your imagination.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I remember you had to pick and choose what images you wanted because of how long it took to download. Thumbnails were critical and nothing more of a cock block then the image getting corrupted part way through.

[-] kofe@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago

You've Got Mail!

... Jk, I never have mail 😔

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Not even enlargement pill mail?

You weren’t using your email address right.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Man it was a real artifact of time that I remember some email newsletters back on AOL where the writer would get mad and kick you off the list if you didn't reply to the newsletter thanking the author.

[-] netburnr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Back in the AOL days you would hang out in the Warez chat room, and you would subscribe to download files using email as the delivery. Chat for a few minutes and then next time you log in. You've got files!

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Warez, now that brings back memories! mIRC instead of AOL, but same idea.

[-] netburnr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

For me it started in AOL, once banned for taking over the Disney chat I then learned about IRC and from there I learned of usenet. Been usenet ever since.

[-] Jikal@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

And you could tell from the sound if it was gonna connect at a good rate too

[-] ExLisper@linux.community 11 points 1 year ago

What the internet was like? Glorious! No stupid internet points, no followers, no tracking. Just random content. Good times...

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

There was even a friendly purple ape named Bonzi Buddy who helped me surf the web. Couldn't have something like that these days without spyware.

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

The ICQ, AOL and MSN chats were a big focus then. I can still hear those notifications too. It was a simpler time before psychology was brought into hijack our attention.

They have done a excellent job of that with the latest generation of the web. It's too bad we have lost much of the soul of the early web in the process...

[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You never saw IE6 running on Win98 with a dozen toolbars installed, did you? The place was infested and you actually needed to know what you were doing.

Antivirus would be pinging constantly back in those days. I haven't had my AV detect anything since the early 2000s.

[-] ExLisper@linux.community 7 points 1 year ago

Now you have catphishing, ransomwere, lot's of different types of scammers and your credit cards can be stolen from some random e-commerce site. You also need to know what you're doing.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Remember when we all suddenly needed personal firewalls after that one virus that kept shutting down the PC with 60 seconds notice.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaster_(computer_worm)

[-] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

I heard the whole thing.

[-] froh42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Oh my, that dad is young. The bwong bwong bwong came later with the faster transmission speeds.

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Well to be fair the boy is asking the father, not his grandfather :)

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Not a shitpost tbh. Too true.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

the drawing is pretty shitpost level, its just the same 4 frames copy pasted

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

The boy's mouth changes though

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Imagined that cartoon progressively downloading while I sipped coffee. The image size told the browser how much space to leave for lagging graphics. Text browsers were best over dialup untill mbs speeds arrived. Cable modems eliminated the modem speaker since they were never used for human frequency range

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 1 year ago

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[-] ares35@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

half the time it sounded like this..

bzzzzzt...... bzzzzzt...... bzzzzzt...... bzzzzzt...... bzzzzzt......

[-] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Young whelps! I could debug my programs by putting an FM radio beside my rig and listening to the interference :P

[-] FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Needs a Spongbob style "5 minutes laturrr" voiceover between the 3rd and 4th panel.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I'm old but I don't know what the "bwong bwong bwong" is. Anyone?

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I believe that part was doing a sound quality test to ensure the data rate could be reached. If the line quality was bad it would connect at a slower rate since it was based on frequency.

[-] FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

Yup, and whether the modem on the other side was able to reach the same data rate as well.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

BWONG BWONG BWONG rrrrrrrrrrrrr EEEEEEEEEEEEE kCHHHHHHHHHH eReReReReR

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

It's a specific 56K protocol. There were a few different types of 56K modems and they did the last part of the handshake differently. One did the "boing boing" and another common one had more of an ascending tone at the end of the handshake.

You can hear the boing boing one at the end (1m54s) of that example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xalTFH5ht-k

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[-] NOPper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Are you old enough to have had dialup?

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I am and I'm drawing a blank. I remember kchshchshchchchchch eeeeeedle eeedllllllllle, then some croaking and various phone sounds, no bwongs though.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I'm am and same here. Maybe I'm so old I've forgotten?

I don't hear it in these examples, for instance.

https://youtu.be/ckc6XSSh52w

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

V.34 is the one burned into my memory. I hear plenty of BIPs but nothing I would consider a BWONG

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