I'm suffocating in a wall I guess

I fall on my ass in the carpark outside the office. It's cold, but assuming there's no car there at the time, I just walk round the building and let myself back in.

I thought the no car thing was a pretty safe bet at this time, until one drove past as I was typing this.

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shoulder leaning on the window, looking at the view Huh? Wait no! Waaaaaaahhhh…… splat.

I'm now merged with my dog. I either have 30 seconds to live or some interesting new abilities.

That's about 0.6 meters as of freedomless units of measure.

Dunno, I guess I'll be on the other side of the bed.

I collapse in a heap on a small stack of tripods and camera lighting equipment.

I'm like halfway in a wall, half in a bush

I would end up like these two.

I'm now sitting on a TV

I'm now standing two feet to my left.

I'm wet and sitting in on my bedroom floor. I'm in the bath now

fall off my bed

Currently on the left-most side of the couch. If I teleport 2 feet to the left, I'd immediately fall onto the floor.

A lot of people pooping in this thread! I would have fallen out of bed.

Whose feet are to my left and why are you teleporting me to them?

I'm floating in the air now! Was laying on my right side in bed.

Land on my ass

I'd fall off my displaced chair and have my left kneecap stuck in the drawers. I guess I'd die if that merge of my knee with the drawer would result in fusion.

Depends on where the stud is. I think if it is between studs I'll only have all of my limbs sliced off.

I am now sitting in my wife's chair at her computer. Well, I guess I had some troubleshooting to do anyway...

I think id be in the mens bathroom, which id be fine with, because im on lunch break right now and its about to end.

I would be sitting on the left side of the coach. There would probably be some discomfort as I would be sitting on top of some stuff, but nothing bad really. My cat would at least leave the cable lying there along.

I fall on my butt if you don't teleport the chair with me.