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PARIS: Urbanites seeking peace and quiet in the bucolic French countryside will have more difficulty in taking farmers to court over crowing roosters, mooing cows and stinking pigs in the future after parliament passed a new law, reported German news agency (dpa).

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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 122 points 1 year ago

This is a legitimate problem in rural areas. People will move in next to a pig farm and then complain about the smell. Glad to hear the French farmers got a win.

[-] teft@startrek.website 24 points 1 year ago

A similar problem happens in cities. People move to cities not expecting all the road noise and people noise and complain about it. My buddy owns a rental and tells me about the complaints some people have and it always gets a laugh out of me.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

A few years ago a concert venue was forced to shut down because the land next to it turned into a residential area and they all started complaining about the noise whenever there was a concert.

Imagine moving in next to a place that's sole purpose for existing is loud music and then complaining about the loud music.

Humans are fuckin dumb and I can't wait till we're gone

[-] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Same thing happens with fire houses. People movie into a home directly next to or across from a fire house that has stood for over a hundred years and then complain about the siren.

[-] wahming@monyet.cc 3 points 1 year ago

Got a link? Sounds interesting

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germain_Amphitheater

Though reading through it the noise complaints were only a part of the issues that caused them to close

[-] wahming@monyet.cc 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, looks like a pretty minor factor.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

There are 2 Navy helicopter training bases here. This is not a new thing.

And people here as still upset, whine and sue the Navy.

They're very polite BTW. The choppers almost always get to significant altitude before moving around.

[-] grayman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's happening around the Denver airport (again... happened at the old Stapleton airport too). You stupid idiots bought the house knowing it's next to a giant ass international airport! That's why it was so cheap!

[-] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 3 points 1 year ago

It goes both ways. I remember when I was a kid and visited my family outside the city... Couldn't sleep, it was eerily quiet.

[-] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You should sue the countruside for being too quiet.

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[-] muix@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

Animal agriculture can be a detriment for other farmers through soil and air pollution, and smell can be a good indication.

[-] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

But what do you do if a pig farm moves next to you?

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

The pronunciation is meuuuuh.

Not sure about you folks, but I get my meat the way our good lord intended: naturally grown in a lab.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

If we weren't meant to solve modern problems with modern solutions, we wouldn't have been given brains to do it.

[-] DerpyPoint@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

Where do the city dwellers think their organic food comes from?

[-] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago
[-] GravityAce@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

NIMBY!!! /s

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[-] bedrooms@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago

But only when they moo in the proper french dialect.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

Moue

(I tried "meaux" but that's just mo.)

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

French here

It's "Meuuh". Pronounced "m-uh"

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Close enough, Meaux is a city famous for its Brie cheese.

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Hon Hon hon may I get ur milk hon hon hon

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

the cows mooed, the pigs oinked, the roosters crowed and the French Parliament has heard their voices

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

Do you moo, sir?

I do moo.

But do you moo at ME, sir?!

[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I was just trying to feed you some hay!

[-] Sprokes@jlai.lu 11 points 1 year ago

That law is old news, it passed few years ago.

[-] DerpyPoint@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Could you share an older French source?

[-] Sprokes@jlai.lu 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://www.vie-publique.fr/loi/278224-loi-29-janvier-2021-protection-patrimoine-sensoriel-campagnes-francaises

The law project started in late 2019 and was adopted on January 2021.

Apparently they introduced something this week but I really didn't understand what is.

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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

The French law, in its majesty, permits cows and people alike to moo in the countryside.

[-] gullible@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

And the award for the most endearing headline ever written goes to…

[-] vivadanang@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Moooonsiours, Madamooooselles of the court, I moooove you to ignore these awful udderances and meat the cattle half & half way. The other side is milking this offal.

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