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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 year ago

did not specify where on the 356ft space station the 1in-wide red dwarf tomato was located, or in what condition.

boo

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

It's in someone's butthole

[-] Nougat@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago
[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I see the mission commander looking perplexed...
I don't say it yet.

[-] Nougat@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

And when I hear him say "I wonder where that tomato is," I still don't say it. (I still don't say it.)

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Skibap Badap

[-] Docandersonn@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago

This was briefly mentioned during the 25th anniversary stream -- they apologized to an astronaut for accusing them of eating a tomato.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

I bet he did eat the tomato, and just asked the next crew to smuggle a rotten tomato up there.

[-] x2XS2L0U@feddit.de 23 points 1 year ago

Not the onion - but the tomato badumtiss

[-] dezmd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Butt the tomato? Ew.

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Funny headline, but if a piece of stray graphite could kill everyone on board I'd be wanting to find a whole ass tomato.

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Graphite conducts electricity I think, but a tomato won't get somewhere where it can do that easily.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I bet it smells great in there

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I thought it said tornado.

[-] boomzilla@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago
[-] WhimsicalWood@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago
[-] boomzilla@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's John Carpenters cult classic sci-fi parody "Dark Star" from 1974. Pretty weird overall but at times hillarious. Not sure if I'd recommend to watch it. If you'll be able to find it that is.

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