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[-] everett@lemmy.ml 70 points 1 year ago

Imagine not learning your lesson about going for the hook.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 91 points 1 year ago

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice the shame is still on you i'm a fucking fish

[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 20 points 1 year ago

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

― George W. Bush

[-] pipows@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago
[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

I read that he had to change it up on the fly because he didn't want someone to have a clip of him saying "shame on me". If that's true it wasn't a terrible move. Just not very graceful.

[-] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 1 points 1 year ago

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and i'll be fooled the rest of my life

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"You fool me once you ain't gonna be fooling me again"

~George W

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You know I've always seen that as less him fucking up the saying and more him deciding to use that opportunity for a veiled threat.

Like "fool me twice shame on- fuck that I ain't getting fooled again"

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Don't cry

I am just a fish

[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yo ho, yo ho

Near the hooks, I'll never go

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Spongebob, let me ask you something: does this look dangerous to you?

[-] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Plenty of fish in the sea my bass*

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Plenty of fish in my ass the sea*

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

What they didn't tell you is it's a backyard pond with one fish in it.

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Or that the images are reversed, and he caught a fish with a scar then cut the scar open for internet points.

/s although possible I don't think that's what happened

[-] muse@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

Lucky fisher, unlucky fish, or masochist fish?

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

If you fish something, set it free. If you fish it again, it's yours fishever

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[-] ExLisper@linux.community 1 points 1 year ago

How am I supposed to know it's the same guy? I call BS.

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