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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 172 points 1 year ago

"No one has any idea" is code for "we know exactly what happened but we don't want to be sued for malpractice by admiting it"

[-] Wutchilli@feddit.de 87 points 1 year ago

Yeah, If there has been work done on the bones and sudenly a bit is missing...

[-] leds@feddit.dk 45 points 1 year ago

Also, Are those screws supposed to be poking out? Doesn't that damage all the squisy bits?

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

Orthopaedic surgery is harrowing stuff... Think of 60's panelbeaters on your squishy stuff in amongst the bones

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

And the bone/leg just accepts it. We're pretty impressive creatures.

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Speak for yourself.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Only for specific metals. A lot of metals are absolutely not biocompatible.

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had to intubate patients as part of my clinical time for paramedic, which meant time in the OR. Some surgeons would let us hang out and watch the surgery. Orthopedic surgery sounded like a cross between a construction site and an automotive shop. Die grinders, saws, and power drills.

Also, apparently knee replacement involves one guy doing MMA submission moves on the patient's leg while another goes at their exposed, hyper-flexed knee joint with a hammer and chisel.

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[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

It's very cyberpunk, really.

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yep. I got wood screws sticking out my femur. Hurt like hell for a year or so, had to learn to walk again. Ached every winter for a decade.

No problem now, forget it ever happened. But I stand on my tippy toe like a girl from the remembered pain. Small price!

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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I was gonna say, someone's clearly been in there to put that metal in, are we sure they didn't take a souvenir

[-] sxan@midwest.social 34 points 1 year ago

You're so right. Seeing the hardware, it's post-op, so someone made a boo-boo. "No one has any idea" is code for: stalling for time to give the hospital's legal team a head start.

Nope, that's straight up bullshit. It was either osteotomized in surgery (cut out), or it was missing as a result of the injury. Both of these are semi common in fractures like that and for the fibula it's fine. The fibula does not bear weight and really just helps add stability tonthe ankle joint, so as long as the lateral malleolus (the bottom of the fibula) is in tact there's usually no problem.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

There are several pins in the bones in the X-ray, so they definitely already had surgery, and I'd wager the surgeon has a pretty good idea of where the bone is.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 63 points 1 year ago

I’m not a doctor but I believe that piece of bone is fairly important

[-] ArmyTiger@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

The fibula isn't a weight bearing bone. The part near the ankle is important, as it's part of the joint, but the middle doesn't do much. It's frequently used for bony reconstruction, like for head and neck cancer surgeries.

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I've just straight up cut one out because it got in the way of our bypass (I think fem to peroneal)

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Nerp. People that aren't doctors also sometimes believe drinking bleach cures covid. Please check with an expert before deciding which bones are and are not fairly important.

[-] otp@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure what a nerp is, but they're not advocating for anyone to remove any bones. It's not a big deal.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear, just finished removing part of my fibula to reduce my weight so I can get mad ups

[-] degen@midwest.social 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I enhanced the x-ray and found this

The marvels of the human body

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Hehe, marvels.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It renders as [OBJ] here. ... Or if it's the joke then that's pretty funny

[-] degen@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

Took a second to find a working image lmao

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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago

This looks like the work of the Bone Fairy. The Bone Fairy is the Tooth Fairy's less patient cousin.

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[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 year ago

not to be 'that guy' but its fake

[-] AlexDrago@ani.social 32 points 1 year ago

Someone just had a bone to pick with you and they actually did it

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 year ago

Bone eating bacteria? Had that shit and lost part of my neck.

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

What the fuck, that shit exists? That's just about the most horrifying thing I've ever heard. Second to like, botflies.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Don't look up prions, then.

[-] lud@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I won't.

[-] ma11en@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Skele-grow potion required

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

Fibula hasn’t rendered completely yet

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 20 points 1 year ago

Good thing they took the x-ray. Might have missed it otherwise.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago
[-] archonet@lemy.lol 9 points 1 year ago
[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Narra uretee

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Walks into room with bone crumbs around my mouth and a mysteriously part-of-fibula-shaped bulge in my stomach

"Oh, geeze, uh, that's a weird one"

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

All your bones are just waiting for a chance to escape

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You ever get one of those random full-body shivers? That's your skeleton trying to escape its flesh prison.

[-] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 13 points 1 year ago

No doc or anything, but sort of looks like the top of the bone with pins has a dense section roughly the size of the missing part.

[-] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Fibula Nolongata

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Say, Bob, weren't you making soup this morning?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Just look which doctor has a nice new bone keychain souvenir.

[-] littlecolt@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago
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[-] CJOtheReal@ani.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Forgetting a screw is one thing... Forgetting a part of a bone...

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

When the patient woke up a part of his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again.

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago

Anyways, that's how I lost my medical license.

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