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I wish a homie would come over and glaze my doughnut hole 😩
Let’s make u a Boston crème.
What kind of cream is this?
Thanks, I threw up.
Brb, gauging my eyes out
Don’t let your dreams remain dreams! I too would like the glazing. It sounds fun!
Apparently donut holes are not actually holes
Well take a shower, for fuck’s sake
My wife always says she has less wrinkles there afterwards.
oh yeah I love it when he cums on my eye creases & forehead
Lucky guy...
Why is Lemmy so horny today?
...today?
Every day 😏😊
Because we came here from Reddit, and the Reddit hive mind has been stuck in the gutter for as long as anyone can remember
I see nothing but winners here.
Well done; smooth... but also glazed.
these donuts look like a..
donut.
what does that mean? i don't know if I want to know
GEX
the joke is gay sex
Any anal sex, really
But why the border of the anus are now smoother lol okey i understand glazing but not smoothness
There's less of a pucker after the orifice has been dilated
Not necessarily gay
Apparently if you say "no homo" after it doesn't count?
It's true. You free tonight, homie? No homo (ok maybe a just a little homo)
When you go over to a baker's house and he "glazes" your "donut"
When you come home for enchilada night.
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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