Aliens want to communicate and they decide to use you and your personality as the base model for all humans. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Human population can't focus, stand still, or remember worth shit for longer than 5 minutes.
Bro I'm autistic and have adhd and have been traumatized by everyday life as well as unfiltered access to the internet.
The first thing I'm telling them to do is glass the planet with me on it.
Wrong question. If they picked me, you ought to ask how screwed the aliens are...
That LOTR scene comes to mind when Frodo offers the ring to Elf Queen...
Theyll turn us all into furries
Not too bad. At least we'll have English and Russian solved right off the bat.
Good news. We would most likely be okay. Depending on the alien.
I have cryptolalia.
I don't even think they can make a language model off of me.
Why do the aliens think we are giant weebs that are obsessed with our infrastructure?
You have no idea...
I actually think we'd be pretty solid. I'm a decent guy and with decent as a minimum we could go really far.
If I don't recognize the phone number, I'm not picking up the phone.
Show them my tinyverse
It'd be weird at least. A bunch of borderline suicidal people doing psychedelics and bringing each other ice water when someone coughs.
We aren't. Maybe we dead because of my unending bickering about the futility of life, but screwed? Nah.
Doomed, like with any other human. Good thing good close Jesus as a base model. And then he incarnated himself as Jesus in order for him to have the perfect base model to see humankind through. Merry Christmas.
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