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Fitbit Clock Face (programming.dev)
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[-] felbane@lemmy.world 183 points 11 months ago

I unironically love this and would use it as my watch face just to get a reaction from my coworkers. Link?

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Yep. I switched. Doubt anyone will notice tho

[-] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 153 points 11 months ago

My god it’s all strings.

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Always has been

[-] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 11 months ago

not uncommon for data to be displayed on UI

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 115 points 11 months ago

This is a pinetime it looks like.

You should get one, open source and $30.

[-] ramsay@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Does it support the watch command?

user@watch:~ $ watch now

Otherwise, who knows when "now" was...

/s

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Watches should be round IMO. I'm happy with my Samsung Watch 4 Classic.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

Yeah, but square screens are way cheaper to procure and to program for, and every little helps in an open source project aiming for $30.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 11 months ago

honestly just depends on what kind of watchface you want, square is cheaper and in some ways more convenient so if you don't want an analog clockface there's no reason to bother

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[-] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 13 points 11 months ago

Thanks for posting! I was looking at the pinephone esrlier but this would be an even better tinker device for me atm!

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 9 points 11 months ago

The pinephone is not really usable now. The pinetime is awesome though.

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[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 113 points 11 months ago

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

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[-] makuus@pawb.social 86 points 11 months ago

That’s something I think I’d like to use, but I don’t know if could get over the fact that neither the date nor the time are in ISO 8601 format.

[-] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 8 points 11 months ago

They should put it as Unix epoch instead!

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 59 points 11 months ago
[-] verstra@programming.dev 81 points 11 months ago

Please, dont joke with things like this. Someone might take you seriously...

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 47 points 11 months ago
[-] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 months ago

Let's go back to binary blobs. Everything being xml and json is boring.

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I have just the thing for you! Ever heard of binary XML?

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[-] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 46 points 11 months ago

here you dropped your whitespace 🤏

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

yaml sucks. I'd like a toml one

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago

I exclusively use YATL: Yet Another TomL.

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[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 55 points 11 months ago

Everything's a string 😢

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago

Everythings an object 😰

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[-] extratone@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago

Datestamp horror.

[-] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

Finally. A human readable format. And pretty too.

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[-] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

Hopefully that's not a resting heart rate.

[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

They’re just excited about posting this image online.

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

Clocky McClockface

Use datatypes

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

I've seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface...

[-] Cwilliams@beehaw.org 17 points 11 months ago

If only fitness apis were actually that easy

[-] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] aluminium@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

You can connect to a vscode server on a Galaxy Watch, just sayin'

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 11 months ago

You've got the hour hand and the minute hand… they're right there. What's wrong? /s

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