Ha! Luckily I don't have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲

I was out shoveling snow the other day and I guess I need new boots cause my feet were frozen. Then it was turnabout is fair play when I put my cold feet on her and she acted like I was the worst human being ever.

Ice creams

No one:
This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"

It's silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with

So,

It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It's a meme format that has been around forever.

Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.

Allowing us to laff

It accomplishes the text "No one:"

This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.

Nature is amazing

So you the red hulk frfr

And I'm not a girl? Damn!

This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife's secondary function is transforming food into heat energy.

Sup, babe. How's that ipo?

Dude i feel you. I've got mild Raynaud's disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.

Yup! Best part of cuddles is being a human blanket

*sighs*

Wait, when did hands become replaceable?

This Woman’s World article discusses the topic and provides supporting citation in the form of embedded links to various sources.

https://www.womansworld.com/posts/health/why-are-women-always-cold