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submitted 11 months ago by EnsignReposti@kbin.social to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 45 points 11 months ago

Rookie move, the key is to have pocket sand that you throw into their eyes to give you move time and to make room for the pocket change...

[-] leo@lemmy.l0l.city 13 points 11 months ago
[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

My outfit doesn't have pockets

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago
[-] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago

The eyelids!

[-] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 16 points 11 months ago

I know I should know, but what is this scene from?

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Jessica Jones

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Jonnica Jess

[-] abcd@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

sǝuoſ ɐɔıssǝſ In the southern hemisphere

[-] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Jessica Jones

[-] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I got sick of all of the super heroes movies and shows. But Jessica Jones is actually good. I would recommend it. More of a detective show mixed with some superhero elements.

[-] Asimo@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

This role made me realise just how good an actor he is. Seriously freaked me out how good he was.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

For me, he was easily the most terrifying Marvel villain.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I haven't seen this yet but if you haven't checked out Inside Man he does an amazing job there too.

[-] LordCirais@pawb.social 3 points 11 months ago
[-] waggz@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago

Jessica Jones. amazing series

[-] Pantherina@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago

Me trying to pay with cash to keep it alive

[-] Titou@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago

is that the girl who played gwen in Breaking Bad ?

[-] extant@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Her name is Krysten Ritter and she played Jane, Jesse's girlfriend who overdoses in Breaking Bad.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Hi, it's me. Guy who's super anal retentive about his finances. While you're glaring at me for holding up the line, I'm just passing that shade on to the cashier whom I have now asked twice for a receipt and is looking at me like I just asked for their first born child. I'm not leaving without one. Sorry about the wait.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 11 points 11 months ago

I've been a cashier... Just give him a minute, each interaction and calculation is simple on its own but he's been doing it all day. It's harder than it looks!

[-] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 6 points 11 months ago

Having to make change and sml talk and not letting the mask slip is a juggling act that's difficult to keep up week after week

[-] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Couldn't you just move to the side a bit?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh sure, I could move backwards into their crotch, forward into the path of someone's cart as they're leaving, right into the barrier, or left over the pinpad into the cashier's lap.

[-] hark@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Exactly. I do this while walking away.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Also the drive through attendant

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Me trying to put my credit card and receipt in my pocket

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

The amount of times I've thought I've lost my credit card because I throw it in a random pocket out of panic.

[-] toastal@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Maybe you don’t want the banking corporations to know you purchased lube & a ham sandwich. Inb4 some goober says tap-to-pay with Google or Apple, which now lets the banking corporations & big tech know your purchase history too.

Cash is a great.

[-] beq@feddit.ch 3 points 11 months ago
[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Hey it's me, I'm the goober. I've given up on life so I don't care about anything anymore.

[-] toastal@lemmy.ml 0 points 11 months ago

You can start with a few steps in the direction of privacy & slowly build to it rather than dismissing the concept.

[-] giffybiss@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 11 months ago

TIL about level 3 data

[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago

Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.

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