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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago
[-] jadero@lemmy.ca 18 points 9 months ago

Anyone who hasn't followed that link needs to do so now! It's got human cadaver arms manipulated with fishing line and guitar tuning knobs. It's got a link to an article titled "Your Face: Punching Bag or Spandrel?"

You can't possibly find a better way to spend 10 minutes!

[-] library_napper@monyet.cc 5 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately the images don't load without JavaScript, so...

[-] jadero@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

Oh that's not good. Obviously, I've chosen to allow js, but basic stuff should work without it.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Who downvoted you? I couldn't have sold the article better myself!

[-] jadero@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Heh. I gave up trying to figure out voting a long time ago. I find it both fascinating and disturbing that there are people out there who see anything I write as worthy of a dowvote. :)

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Wait, how did they make the cadaver arms punch and slap?

[-] jadero@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Gauges measured stress on the metacarpals during punches and slaps on padded-dumbbell targets created with a pendulum-like device.

I take "a pendulum-like device" to mean they suspended either the arms or the targets and swung them to a collision.

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This whole device sounds morbid but hilarious. Did they like strap dead bodies to a swing and position them like Superman and swing their bodies into a wall fist fist?

[-] jadero@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

That would have been awesome, but I suspect that it was just the arms and that it was powered in some way, hence "pendulum-like".

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

You read the same article I did, so I'm also a little fuzzy on the exact details other than attaching fishing lines to tendons and possibly tightening them with guitar tuners. I'm not sure how they launched an attack.

[-] jadero@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Gauges measured stress on the metacarpals during punches and slaps on padded-dumbbell targets created with a pendulum-like device.

I take "a pendulum-like device" to mean they suspended either the arms or the targets and swung them to a collision.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Fucking dangling modifiers. I thought they were saying that they manufactured targets using a pendulum-like device. I kept reading that statement thinking it was such an oddly specific detail to vaguely reference. But using a pendulum to ensure consistent force and accuracy makes sense.

Although, for my money, I'd rather strap a dead hand to a rocket-powered sled.

[-] jadero@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Yes, it was very badly constructed. I had to read it a couple of times to decode it, and I have the advantage of having graded essays :)

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Yay! Education Buddies!

[-] extant@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

Humans evolved chins so we could have Bruce Campbell.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago
[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl -2 points 9 months ago

And Bruce Willis

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Humans evolved chins shortly after inventing pillow cases. No other animal has a chin, nor do any other animals have pillow cases.

It's just science.

[-] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

My dog has a pillow case. How fast do chins grow? I don't think he would look good with one.

[-] library_napper@monyet.cc 17 points 8 months ago

And some of us have two

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

I though elephants did as well?

[-] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

After a google, elephants have a 'chin-like'protrusion, but it doesnt qualify as a chin

[-] androogee@midwest.social 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Like Harland Williams

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

I thought anything below teeth count as chin?

[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

gorillas have no chin, then.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

THE FUCK???

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