Yeah because it's sexual assault and not funny.

This is only tangentially related. Why aren't there sexy/slutty underwear options for men though? There should be something other than jock straps/thongs to give men slutty underwear.

It's kind of hard to find quality heart boxers. It's all cheap alphabet companies, you can't get them from Hanes or the like.

Are boxers girly? I know girls have their own variant of boxers, but I mean... I mean the silky ones I used to have had rubber duckies on them!

Man, I feel monstrous admitting to still finding this sort of loony tunes slapstick to be funny depending on context.

Like, someone having their clothes aggressively yanked off, yes, that’s sexual assault. Boxers exposed from accidentally blowing themselves up with slapstick-style dynamite, sure, that’s funny.

There’s definitely a vein where exposing underwear as a joke becomes predatory or abusive, I just can’t envision it as a genuine major issue in most cases.

that's because mine have buzz lightyear on them.

This is why I wear thongs. I pull them up to my nipples to assert dominance.

My trousers get pulled down to reveal my trouser snakes. They hiss at you and scatter in all directions while I chase them and try to put them back in my trousers.

It happened to me. In high school. It was part of a play we were doing for our drama class. It was stupid then. It's stupid now. But it happened to me. And it can happen to you.

My moderately ND son had this happen to him on the bus by bullies when he was in middle school. The bully got arrested.

Sexual assault isn't funny.

Yes, we need more girly boxers.

The good old days.

Society has peaked. At least we seen it.

1000s years ago when I was still in school, the girl I was dating got me stocked up on women's underwear because of her fetish or something. I still have to be careful not to wear them to work just in case my pants rip or something. It's not like fancy lingerie or anything, but it definitely doesn't look like men's clothing.

Happened to me in middle school. I was wearing my Tasmanian Devil boxers that day.

Where's that dude that offered you to beat him up in front of your GF for 50 bucks when you need him?

What about them is girly?

Dungeon Crawler Carl agrees

I always wear my heart boxers under my sissy sailor suit

Where have all the good men gone and Where are all the gods...?

The world changes. My boxers are red with white hearts these days.

That's because I've gone wholesale over to branded Star Wars boxer-briefs, and will never go back.

I'm fine with this, being a man.

How many of y’all all aren’t wearing a well-fitted belt?

You try to pull my pants down, and you’ll be tearing the legs off of my jeans long before you get the jeans down past my waist. I don’t wear ‘em like I’m a convict looking to exchange anal sex for protection, so there is absolutely zero risk of me getting pantsed at any time I’m wearing a normal pair.