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Justice for Jeff (futurology.today)

Poor Jeff

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If this keeps up he may not even get to fly into space again this year!!! Won't someone think of poor Mr. Bezos????

[-] paschko_mato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Check out this:

https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/

I didn‘t even manage to scroll to the warehouse stuff, they must be really greedy.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago

Wait so if I steal money from Bezos he wouldn't even notice it? In comparison at least

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 11 points 11 months ago

Even if he did notice, it wouldn't make sense for him to take time noticing, because apparently whatever he does with his time is worth more per millisecond than you could ever manage to steal from him.

Take his car. Take his house. Peanuts like that isn't worth his time anyway. He "earns" 8 million an hour - even when he sleeps or shits.

[-] lamabop@lemmings.world 17 points 11 months ago

"Need" ??

"Want"

Using the bathroom is a choice.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Bathroom is a state of mind. Anything can be a bathroom. And if you stare into a toilet too long, it might just stare back at you...

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago

Real men piss in a bottle and put it back on the shelf to be sold later.

[-] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago

Won't someone think about the jeffs.

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

It's interesting how that starving figure actually looks like him

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

Which still makes sense because he is only one person and they are thousands

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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