I want my death to be something remarkable that people remember as a really weird event. Nothing violent - just remarkable.

Cocaine heart attack on the dance floor 🕺🏼

I always thought falling from a plane would be interesting. Scary, yes, but you have a few minutes to accept the inevitable. You would also have some hope to McGyver your way out of it, by trying to slow down your fall and land in a deep body of water. People have survived it.

I would probably close my eyes the last few seconds though.

In a submarine deep in an ocean trench or near a big blast, worst case nitrogen gas with an opiate and maybe a little bzd twist

Hypothermia, as apparently it's not at all painful, and I wish to avoid pain.

During prayer

Live long, die fast

At the age of 69 while 69'ing

While sleeping after an awesome day when I feel like I got what I wanted from life.

Having a romantic partner tie me down to my bed, tape a bag over my head, and snuggle with me

Seeks inflicted gunshot wound.

Peacefully, in my sleep.

But if I die at the hands of the state, I want you all to politicise the fuck out of it. None of this "not the right time" nonsense. It will be exactly the right time and you fuckers better make sure my death counts.

I don't really care so long as it doesn't hurt.

Only when I want to.

Just a massive heart attack. Just a few seconds of incredible pain then lights out. But I'm probably gonna have a massive stroke (thanks COVID) and be a drooling idiot for another ten years before I die.

Surrounded by the rest of humanity as we watch the last star die.

Violently and painfully

Nonviolently would be nice. And I’d like it to not involve famine, drought, or natural disaster if at all possible. Idk I think I could handle a heart attack in my later decades if that’s good with everyone.

Not on my sleep.

Awake, minimal pain and reasonable mental acuity intact form my age. I want to experience the transition!

Once that I finish my backlog of games, books, comics, mangas, TV shows, anime, movies, places to drive/visit... I can go on.

Instant death in a car/motorcycle accident in my late 70s early 80s

With peace of mind that my family will be ok.

Oblivious.

Sober.

By being snapped away by the infinity gauntlet.

Either a warriors death, defending my family and my death meaning something, saving someone, or at 120 years old of age, while in bed surrounded by family.