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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by tetris11@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

You can regularly sync your memories with your copies (either one way or both ways)

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[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 65 points 10 months ago

All I'd need is one. She'd do doppelgänger work and keep me company sentimentally as well as fulfill, ahem, physical needs.

[-] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 34 points 10 months ago

Interesting idea but I would utterly hate a person like me.

The old saying about "you hate in others what reminds you of yourself" feels like it was written for me!

I really need someone to contrast my personality. I'd kick clone out within minutes.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 months ago

'You can't hate me like I do. I know me better." -- Pitchshifter

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[-] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Your clone is only a copy of you at first, the more it experiences, the more different it becomes. That's going to cause issues eventually. They may even start working against you.

The solution is The Prestige.

The clone only exists long enough to complete a task or fulfill a purpose, but then one of us (and we don't know which) is gonna get dropped through a trap door and drowned when we're done.

[-] getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

You just described a meseeks box

[-] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Yeah but the person pressing the button isn't cloning themselves, and the meeseeks just wanna help and then die. Your clone is you, and may start getting...ideas if they hang around too long.

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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

Everyone has horrific qualities about them, but everyone has redeeming qualities too. I'm sure you and your clone would fight, but I can imagine you would get a lot done too

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[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I’d fuck myself too ;)

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[-] MxRemy@lemmy.one 38 points 10 months ago

It would be very ill advised, but SO MANY. Enough to organize them. There's a mall nearby that's slowly shutting down, it's like 99% empty now, and there are homeless encampments all outside it being hassled by cops. Instead of giving it to them, it's gonna wind up bulldozed and turned into rich people condos. I'd make enough clones to occupy it and turn it into adhoc co-op housing!

...And obviously like all the boning and other stuff one does with clones as well lol.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago

Enough to enact a meaningful change in your community? That's probably the best answer I've read in this thread

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[-] Tyrangle@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

One clone so that I can be a stay-at-home dad without losing my income. Finally finish grad school and fix up the house. Show my kid the world when they get old enough to appreciate it. Get a second job once they start school - something to get me outside, or working with people face-to-face. That would be amazing.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

That sounds really nice. Nothing excessive, just meeting your needs

[-] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago
[-] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Such a great short story. My first exposure to this was the Kursgesagt animated version:

https://youtu.be/h6fcK_fRYaI?si=Axn62mZ7dgE9xv87

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

Me after splitting myself into any number of copies:

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 10 months ago

None as well. The copies will have same needs, same level of lazyness. This won't benefit anyone, quite the contrary. Just more bad people.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

But you could work as a team with common goals, and alleviate the strain of doing it all alone.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Blowjob centipede

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[-] Adalast@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Going dark with it: How much are organs worth on the black market?

Keeping it light: like 4 or 5 maybe, as long as there is no degradation in capabilities I think I could feasibly let 1 do my job, then the rest and myself could pursue other intellectual endeavors. I would also always have a full D&D group and be able to play the multiplayer games I have always wanted to that never had the interest of my friends.

[-] Cinner@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

DnD issue: memory sync.

You're just yourself playing yourself, and all copies know what all copies are thinking.

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[-] Alsephina@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A billion copies to lead a communist revolution. Any more than that would probably be unsustainable globally in the short term while the existing capitalist systems are being dismantled and replaced.

Or 3 or 4 clone friends to help out with daily life.

Both are cool. The latter is probably easier and what my copies could actually manage.

Edit: Actually, the ability to sync memories is so ridiculously overpowered that one could probably achieve pretty much anything with their copies.

It also seems like its usefulness would scale up exponentially the more copies you make, so I'll go with the first one.

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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Of it's naruto style, I would make a 100 of me, have them all find jobs for a year or two, then collapse them all back and never have to work again aince I now saved for 100+ years.

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[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago

This post could be phrased better...

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[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago
[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So what happens with my copy once I'm done with it?

Does it just continue to exist?

Do I need to kill it before it figures out that there can be only one, and kill me first?

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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 10 months ago

What a bunch of useless SOBs. Can't I clone somebody better?

[-] graeghos_714@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Imagine being the copy that has to work while one does the family and one is traveling. The ethics of making a copy of myself that is for all purposes a slave would be really weird. Enslaving copies of myself, what a concept. Oh, also one needs to be kept on away for organ needs as I age or get hurt and one with a master copy in case the main "I" dies unexpectedly. yikes

[-] Tyrangle@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

OP says you can sync memories both ways - easy solution is to just take turns.

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 months ago

Zero. I don't hate myself enough to put myself through this twice.

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[-] orgrinrt@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I would actually take a very different route as a contrast to others on this thread:

I would clone some 20-30 mes and do a speedrun together to gather enough funds to buy a farm, and live out the rest of my life in a commune dream with others like me 🥹

Eventually there’d be other people joining in and I could release more and more of the clones as we gather enough saved up and finish the mortgage and all.

So eventually we’d find something of a balance at around 2-4 clones with which we’d just arrange a rotating system of guaranteeing 3 weeks of free time each between a week of work 😌

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Two clones, else it's going to start getting crowded here I think.

One of us works full time. One of us studies full time. The third would be entertainment (go see a movie, go to events, etc.). Every week, we rotate.

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I'm not sure my income can support a full time student and full time layabout lol

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[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I live near a few military bases, so enough to overrun the guardhouses and evict all the troops currently inside. I would need like 100,000 clones (one of the bases is pretty big).

Does the power clone any equipment I'm carrying? If yes then I can get a single military uniform and a box of ammo before I start - if not the initial attack will have to be a human wave that captures an armory at least.

Once I'm rolling I will unironically do the "enemy at the gates" thing by having twice as many clones as I have rifles. If the man in front of you dies, clone yourself and pick up his weapon!

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 10 months ago

Everyone keeps tell me to go fuck myself. Inonly need the one copy to live out that wish.

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[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

Just one. I’d get twice as much software written, and amazing blowjobs.

However….. I’d need to make sure that They have a desire to obey me. Because I don’t do anything I don’t want to do, and I’d very quickly tell “me” to go fuck myself.

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[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Just the one, we'd both sit around doing nothing. Get him to give me a hand job, it's not gay if it's you right?

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[-] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

My biggest cost is rent, we can all sleep in a big-ass ratking, boys love threesomes without the trouble of figuring out who the third will be, AFAIK food costs scale in my favor if I got a second job and a third me for hobbies. We could claim to be twins but also rotate who's running the of and faking vacation etc, produce higher quality content more often and charge more for it. and 4-100 mees for dumpster-diving/terrorism. Are there limits? Are the copies permanent? I'd like to replace the government of my country and the power seems OP as I could just copy up and annex everything in cartoonishly massive human waves.

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[-] Kissaki@feddit.de 9 points 10 months ago

None. I don't think clones could satisfy my wishes. And I wouldn't want to burden them with a life.

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[-] DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com 9 points 10 months ago

Ah, Multiplicity. An underrated Michael Keaton comedy, IMO.

[-] essellburns@beehaw.org 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Two would be ideal.

Three would have greater benefits, greater complexity and problems.

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[-] kaitco@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

You know that episode of Futurama, where Bender made near infinite copies of himself and nearly the destroyed the world?

Yeah that, but maybe a little slowly since I like to procrastinate.

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 9 points 10 months ago

I have enough problems managing myself. I don't see any advantages to doubling the workload.

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[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I'm having an orgy with myself for sure.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Just one. Cutting my work and responsibilities in half would be a significant improvement in my quality of life.

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[-] Thrella@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

What are the limitations here? Like... can I boss the clones around, or will they need to be coaxed?

Because if I can get a clone army you bet your ass I'm getting a clone army.

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