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[-] buh@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

It’s a book about frameworks that don’t exist

[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

With the state of Javascript being what it is, you probably can chain syllables randomly and have a fair chance of the resulting word being the name of a temporarily-existing framework

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 12 points 10 months ago

Two heads? And no butt?

I would believe it more if it was an animal with 2.3i butts. :-P

Now, I know what you are thinking - that doesn't exi... (hold my beer):

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[-] CommieCretzl@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

But when they eat, they have a big digestion battle where their intestines connect. The loser has to shit through their mouth

[-] daedramachine@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago
[-] Heratiki@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Sounds like all the JavaScript I’ve ever seen.

[-] testman@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

OH REALLY?

heh, good one

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

I hope the book is computer generated too

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

I am going to buy a subscription for a little while just so I can ask it to code Roko's Basilisk for me.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 7 points 10 months ago

One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog
Just a feline canine little CatDog

CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog!

Out on the road or back in town
All kinda critters putting CatDog down
Gotta rise above it gotta try to get along
Gotta walk together gotta sing this song

CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog!

this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
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