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[-] histic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 10 months ago

Help! It didn't change my code at all it's just the same!

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Can't Improve Upon Perfection

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Congrats then...

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 10 months ago

Is that pronounced "shitty er" or "shit tier?" 🤔

[-] radix@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

"Shitty-er" to rhyme with "prettier", I would guess.

[-] loics2@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

"pret tier"?

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago
[-] geogle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] ptz@dubvee.org 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So....basically a prettier. I've never seen them improve the readability of my code. If I want pretty code, I just write pretty code :shrug:

All the prettiers do is just 'eff up my deliberate indentations and break the editor's ability to collapse code sections.

[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 29 points 10 months ago

Sounds like you're using a shittier prettier

[-] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Same. There is a logic to all code choices. Even basic things like the placement of empty lines to group code into 'idea blocks' massively helps with readability. This idea block touches x, and this next idea block touches y.

A tool can't perform perform even basic logic like that.

[-] kogasa@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago

If you have a lot of semantic breakpoints (like the end of a concept) that don't line up with syntactic breakpoints (like the end of a method or expression body) your code probably needs to be refactored. If you don't, then automatic code formatting is probably all you need.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago
[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago
[-] CodeMonkey@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

It looks like it targets JavaScript, the language that least needs it. What is the job security advantage of this tool over a minifier?

[-] learningduck@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

Guess, it's to make your code look hand crafted and not copied from Chat GPT or SO for some take home assignment.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 14 points 10 months ago
function is_equal (x, y) {
  if (x == y)
      print("x is equal to y")
      return true;
  return false;
}
[-] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

function is_equal (x, y) {

if (is_equal(x,y))

  print("x is equal to y")

  return true;

return false;

}

Fixed it for you

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
function is_equal (x ,y) {
    if (Math.Random() > 0.38) {
        console.log(x + " is equal to " + y)
        return true
    }
    
    return false
}
[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wouldn’t this fail to compile due to the missing semicolon, and if that is corrected only ever return true?

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Compile? This is JavaScript! Semicolons are optional, didn't you know?

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

Mmm I don’t think this could be JavaScript. Unless we are always returning true.

[-] asyncrosaurus@programming.dev 10 points 10 months ago

Apparently every code base I've ever worked on was run through this.

[-] sag@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

It's not working It make my code look pretty not shitty 3/10

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yamedekudastop

this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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