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[-] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 244 points 10 months ago

It didn't change anything for me...

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 100 points 10 months ago

I think it's only worrying if it makes your code look better.

[-] Rinna@lemm.ee 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wonder what will happen if we put Yandere Simulator's code in there.

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

i think the problem there is more structural than formatting

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 54 points 10 months ago

I got an email from the devs asking for style advice.

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Congrats...

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 86 points 10 months ago

Why use this tool? Just hire some of the people from my dev team.

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I got a couple of guys you can borrow as well; fuck shit up real nice

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago

So it's just a wrapper for prettier?

[-] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

Buuurrrnnnn

[-] midori@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago
[-] Toldry@lemmy.world 68 points 10 months ago
[-] HangingFruit@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago
[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

The addition of comments makes this radioactive to the one kind of person who wouldn't mind reading ugly code.

[-] nachtigall@feddit.de 26 points 10 months ago

So basically GNU style formatting?

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

Bet it adds { on the next line.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

See the example someone else posted. It does as you say but only some times!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago

Inconsistentcy is key for good shitification!

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Programmer is insufficiently polite

- INTERCAL

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 22 points 10 months ago

Someone seems to have run this on the UI of Twitter during its conversion into X.

And Reddit too.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

It went from Twitter to Xitter to Xittier.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

When will it hurry up to become Xhittiest and then we can all be done with it!? :-P

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 13 points 10 months ago

Is this available for Android studio

[-] gingernate@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

It is android studio

[-] Magister@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Like the good old BASIC compactor we had in the 80s, and this also exists for Javascript, replace all variables with a to z then aa to az etc if more than 26, compact every line with ';' etc in the end it's uneradable

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

This is not a minifier

[-] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I expect this to be non-deterministic with random amounts of whitespace each time you run it

[-] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Any recommendations? I think a collection of tools like this would make for a hilarious local meetup.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 7 points 10 months ago

Honestly.. clean code can be hard to read. It's sometimes easier to recognise certain parts in shitty code because it has a more distinctive appearance.

[-] brian@programming.dev 17 points 10 months ago

this guy writes shitty code

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 10 months ago

... What? Code quality is "does it work" followed by readability, only then do you get into performance and other things

Good code is better than shitty code by definition.

[-] 7heo@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago
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