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How to pick a watermelon (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by cyu@sh.itjust.works to c/unions@sh.itjust.works
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[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Looks like you fooled a few people with this one, OP. (Just like their bosses)

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Reddit seems to think this guide is bogus.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 27 points 6 months ago

So my boss isn't stealing labour? Confused

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Well, now I am too.

[-] nuggsy@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Hmm... sounds like we're going to have to experiment.

Anybody got rice?

[-] GONADS125@feddit.de 9 points 6 months ago

First of all, totally irrelevant post...

Secondly, this is blatantly false....

The way you test (all) melons for ripeness is by flicking them. Learned this from Morgan Freeman in Jet Li's Unleashed, and it totally works.

Once I got it down, I have had about 100% reliability.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

So you took false information inserted a completely unrelated fact into it, and called it a post. Uh, ok.

[-] nuggsy@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I' don't really like watermelon. I always found it too watery and bland. Maybe this may change things...

[-] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Put some Tajin on there and you're set for flavor. Won't do anything about the surplus labor though.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Instructions unclear, boss coated in Tajin

[-] nuggsy@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I had to look that up. I'll have to try to remember that.

For anybody else wondering it's a spice made of mild chilli peppers, lime and sea salt.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 6 months ago

And it's magical.

[-] Fermion@mander.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

If you can grow some of the smaller varieties at home you might like them better. The bigger the melon, the more diluted the flavor seems to be.

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Why's this on a community about trade unions?

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

dark and dull.

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