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RIP in pieces (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 332 points 8 months ago

Don't do that. Don't get my hopes up.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

Why not? Everyone else has been doing that to me for decades.

[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 246 points 8 months ago

Don't forget that he also didn't found Tesla

[-] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 128 points 8 months ago

Correct! He sued his way into being called a founder.

I cant say I know what this shithead has contributed to society if anything but a place for toXicity to grow.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 24 points 8 months ago

Apparently the ghost of Elon doesn’t like this, telling from the downvotes

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[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 136 points 8 months ago

He's not really dead. Made me look though.

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

thank you ivwas looking through comments to check

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[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 126 points 8 months ago

The absolute beauty of this: readers adding context without denying the actual content of the message. Glorious.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 17 points 8 months ago

Remember in grammar school when your teacher told you that Wikipedia is not a valid source? I'm sure they're saying the same thing about AI right now.

[-] uzay@infosec.pub 33 points 8 months ago

The difference being that on wikipedia you could use the sources on there while AI makes those up as well

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[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 125 points 8 months ago

how dare you give me false hope

[-] Conyak@lemmy.tf 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I would prefer to read that he lost all of his money and is now homeless. I’m not a fan of wishing even the worst people dead.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 95 points 8 months ago

He is also not the founder of Tesla. Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning are.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 18 points 8 months ago

I saw a presentation from one of them about the founding of Tesla, impressive stuff. Elon just takes their talking points, that's why he can't deviate far from a couple points.

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[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 60 points 8 months ago

Oh how I wish this was true. Would have made this world a better place.

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[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 52 points 8 months ago

Broke his back trying to suck his own dick. Sad.

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[-] Horrible_Goblin@lemmy.world 51 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Can we please rebrand 'X' as 'The website formerly known as twitter'?

Also, best post here in a while

Also, don't get my hopes up -.-

edit: so no prince fans here then ^^"

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 18 points 8 months ago

keep deadnaming it until he stops deadnaming his kid

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[-] _g_be@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

If musk won't recognize his child's new chosen name, I won't recognize twitter's new branding

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 8 months ago

Made me check, even though I knew it was a shitpost.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

Made me ~~check~~ hope, even though I knew it was a shitpost.

We still doing ftfy?

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[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 46 points 8 months ago

He was eaten alive by pigs with neuralink.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Neurapigs

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Porkilinks

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[-] suckmyspez@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago

He’s also not a founder of Tesla 🤷‍♂️

[-] frezik@midwest.social 11 points 8 months ago

For that matter, he's also not a founder of SpaceX, and even calling him co-founder of PayPal has a lot of clarifications around it. If PayPal had gone ahead the way Musk had wanted, it could easily have sunk the company into another joke of the excess of the dot-com boom of the 90s.

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago

I'm sure there's a deadman's switch on all the Teslas, Neuralinks and SpaceX/Starlink so we'd all know for sure he was dead.

If we live that long.

[-] muse@fedia.io 19 points 8 months ago

Exactly like Mr House in Fallout NV. everyone will know

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[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

They all just stop, let out a digital shriek, as all the LED's turn blood red...

Prepare for the wreckoning...

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 8 months ago

To think I found out about it this way - in a shitposting community that regularly posts absurd lies.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Wait i thought that was only a shit post... I gotta google something real quick

Edit: google (or rather brave search) says hes not dead

[-] WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip 26 points 8 months ago

Wikipedia hasn't been updated, confirmed definitely not dead

[-] xenoclast@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure wikipedia knows before the person who died

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[-] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

When I become billionaire I also want to buy a company and become its founder. Wait, that's not how it works

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

He certainly founded its downfall

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[-] sxan@midwest.social 20 points 8 months ago

A little late for April Fools.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Never too late for Lemmy Shitpost

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

I like to think of it not as a prank, but a promise.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

I knew it was a fake headline when it said 'sadly.'

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[-] K7d@r.nf 15 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately, we just aren't that lucky...

[-] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago

If only...

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

They really should have used the vampire picture for the obit.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 21 points 8 months ago

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